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Old 08-23-05, 10:22 PM   #1
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Okay listen up.

Some 8 year old kid caught three flies and put em in a jar.

2 young flies and an elder fly.

1 of the younger flies comes up to the elder and asks if he knows how to get outta the jar

Elder - Yah, suck my dick and I'll tell you.
*sucks his dick*
Younger Fly #1 - Okay now tell me.
Elder - Okay just do a corkscrew as fast as you can to the top of the jar and it will pop the top off.

So the younger fly follows his instructions, hits the top and dies.

The other young fly appraoches the elder and asks do you know any other ways to get out?

Elder - Yah, suck my dick and I'll tell you.
*sucks his dick*
Younger Fly #2 - Okay now tell me.
Elder - You have to rattle of each side all the way to the top and you'll pop off the top of the jar.

So the younger fly follows his instructions and hits the top and dies.

So theres only one fly left and he got out of the jar.
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Old 08-23-05, 10:26 PM   #2
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i dont get it....
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Old 08-23-05, 10:26 PM   #3
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whats there not to get. the fly got out of the jar.
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Old 08-23-05, 10:27 PM   #4
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I didn't get it either...But, u didn't say it was a funny joke. THen again, by definition, a "joke" should be funny...right?


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Old 08-23-05, 10:29 PM   #5
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dats bogus.....................lmao
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what dont u get?!
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how does the fly get out of the jar?
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how does the fly get out of the jar?

lmao!............
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Old 08-23-05, 10:43 PM   #9
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he gets head from the other two and they coplete the tasks for him to get out
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oh, i thought there was gonna be somethin funny about it
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oh, i thought there was gonna be somethin funny about it

lmao, werrd....
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how does the fly get out of the jar?

suck my dick and ill tell you

bout time someone asked for the punchline
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bleh... that punch was wiggity wack... erra erra
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Old 08-23-05, 10:59 PM   #14
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your punches are wack. no DJ'ing that f'real
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Old 08-23-05, 11:28 PM   #15
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lmao...best joke ever
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