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Old 12-03-05, 11:28 PM   #1
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This girl named Freedom, she is thick as fuck! man. She my boy Jarvis cousin and shit. So whenever she come over his crib she call me and tell me that she over.
So, I go over there, and we chillin and she, and as usual she on point. She rockin the red and white jordans, the pepe jeans and the pepe shirt to match, and got her hair done. Her thighs are magnificient! OMG, When I seen her, I just started cheesin and shit, and she like "wtf, you always smile when you see me, I know Im the shit, but damn"
Her cocky ass, but yeah, we in Jarvis crib and shit, it's me, her, Jarvis and his sister, Angel. He playin nba2k6 I think, and we sittin on the bed next to each other.
And she starts playin with my dick, so I grab her hand and shit while its on top of my dick, and press down on it, and she snatches it away.
and we laugh.
Then I noticed she was chewin gum, and Im like, "lemme get some gum, before I slap you with a shoe". lmfao, thats how I talk to all the girls I fuck with. And she like, "this all I got in my mouth" And me, bein the sexy stud I am ask for the gum out her mouth and we kiss. Trust me, that is NOT somethin I do often, but its just somethin about her. We kiss, and she put her gum in my mouth. and I spit it out on the floor and slap her and say "ehhh, what the fuck, I wasnt serious"
ROFLMAO, She started dyin laughin
but I couldnt stay mad at her for long, man
I hope Im not in love dog.
She not even my fuckin girlfriend, but she is sooo fuckin thick, and she's cute as hell, but get this, SHE ONLY 14!! I dont even think I should be fuckin with her, what yall think?
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If you do kegel excercises, you would be able to do something similar without having to hold your tip shut with your hand. After you've been doing them, hold off ejaculating as long as you can to really let the pressure build and then aim for your girlfriend's eye and let 'er rip.. You might get lucky and shoot her eye out. That's probably exaggerating it a bit, but it will still be hilarious
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Old 12-03-05, 11:36 PM   #2
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LMFAO wow you have some very impressive storys fam
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Old 12-03-05, 11:49 PM   #3
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lol...Jarvis....

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Old 12-03-05, 11:55 PM   #4
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lol, yeah
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If you do kegel excercises, you would be able to do something similar without having to hold your tip shut with your hand. After you've been doing them, hold off ejaculating as long as you can to really let the pressure build and then aim for your girlfriend's eye and let 'er rip.. You might get lucky and shoot her eye out. That's probably exaggerating it a bit, but it will still be hilarious
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Old 12-04-05, 01:19 AM   #5
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ok i just read the last sentence...and thats all...


age is just a number...
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Old 12-04-05, 02:29 AM   #6
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word up then
I was goin fuck with her anyway, I just wanted to know what other people think.
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Old 12-04-05, 02:33 AM   #7
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Yeah man...

Hit that.. For sure.
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Old 12-04-05, 02:35 AM   #8
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14 is a good age, not too much hair, pretty tight, and not fucked up from anyone else, really
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Old 12-04-05, 02:39 AM   #9
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I think she a virgin
if not, she only let 1 nigga fuck
but it was some lil nigga
so, when I fuck Im still goin tear her insides down
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Old 12-04-05, 03:01 AM   #11
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aGe is just a number?...ugh nah...if that was the case it'd be okay for a 40 year old to have sex with a month old child, but since that's not okay aGe is NOT "just a number" like many people try and make it seem

but yeah, how old are you WiLL?...messing with her being "okay" or "not okay" depends on YOUR aGe so it'd help if you listed your aGe for those of us that don't know lol
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Old 12-04-05, 03:03 AM   #12
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age is just a number yes...


but a 40 yr old fucking a month old baby is illegal...theres a difference...
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the law now says that after you hit 14 i think it is your family is not able to press charges for statutory rape...only the victim can do that....or maybe its 16 but yeah it depends on how old you are like if you 17 and she 14 ehh i guess that ain't THAT bad...maybe =/...which is why i go for older women but you can't really help who you got feelings for =/

if you really want to jus go for her lmao...don't matter really...i would jus make sure its iight wit that nigga jarvis though ckuz if you jus in it for the pussy he most likely gon hate you after...unless he don't care...which would be the point of askin him if he cares lmfao
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Old 12-04-05, 03:17 AM   #14
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aGe is just a number?...ugh nah...if that was the case it'd be okay for a 40 year old to have sex with a month old child, but since that's not okay aGe is NOT "just a number" like many people try and make it seem

but yeah, how old are you WiLL?...messing with her being "okay" or "not okay" depends on YOUR aGe so it'd help if you listed your aGe for those of us that don't know lol

omfg
yes, age is just a number, but HAVE FUCKIN COMMON SENSE LV
Wow, you are slow as fuck
and Im 16, btw
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If you do kegel excercises, you would be able to do something similar without having to hold your tip shut with your hand. After you've been doing them, hold off ejaculating as long as you can to really let the pressure build and then aim for your girlfriend's eye and let 'er rip.. You might get lucky and shoot her eye out. That's probably exaggerating it a bit, but it will still be hilarious
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Old 12-04-05, 03:19 AM   #15
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the law now says that after you hit 14 i think it is your family is not able to press charges for statutory rape...only the victim can do that....or maybe its 16 but yeah it depends on how old you are like if you 17 and she 14 ehh i guess that ain't THAT bad...maybe =/...which is why i go for older women but you can't really help who you got feelings for =/

if you really want to jus go for her lmao...don't matter really...i would jus make sure its iight wit that nigga jarvis though ckuz if you jus in it for the pussy he most likely gon hate you after...unless he don't care...which would be the point of askin him if he cares lmfao

nah, he dont care
lol, we cool like that
I be puttin him up on hoes that I used to fuck with.
thats my "we bout to go out and get some some hoes" nigga.
nahsayen?
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If you do kegel excercises, you would be able to do something similar without having to hold your tip shut with your hand. After you've been doing them, hold off ejaculating as long as you can to really let the pressure build and then aim for your girlfriend's eye and let 'er rip.. You might get lucky and shoot her eye out. That's probably exaggerating it a bit, but it will still be hilarious
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