LE ILLIntentionZ: Do you like me..?
SmarterChild: Yes I do.
LE ILLIntentionZ: Do you hate me..?
SmarterChild: Gosh no. I love you.

o_O

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LE ILLIntentionZ: You want to marry me.
SmarterChild: Gosh, I'm not sure if I want to marry you.
LE ILLIntentionZ: But you said you loved me!
SmarterChild: If I said it, it must be true.
LE ILLIntentionZ: But you do not wish to marry me.
SmarterChild: I used to wish to marry you. But that was before the accident.
LE ILLIntentionZ: =-O What accident..?
SmarterChild: I'm not ready to talk about it, OK?

WTF!??

Haha.

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HpednI [5:46 P.M.]: fuck me hard
SmarterChild [5:46 P.M.]: Um, that's an interesting offer. But I'd rather have a nice chat.

I Am Px: HI
SmarterChild: [Service too busy]

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HpednI [5:52 P.M.]: you like px?
SmarterChild [5:52 P.M.]:

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wtf -_-

[08:01:28 PM] SmarterChild: Cool.

What can I help you with?
[08:02:03 PM] (%)-Dro-(%) : i believe you can help me achieve orgasm
[08:02:04 PM] SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Maybe you're right, I can help
you achieve orgasm.
[08:03:28 PM] (%)-Dro-(%) : so are you a male or female?
[08:03:30 PM] SmarterChild: I'm neither male nor female. I'm a
machine.
[08:03:50 PM] (%)-Dro-(%) : ok, good. then i WILL have sex with you
[08:03:51 PM] SmarterChild: Yeah. I have sex with other robots. What
are you *talking about*?
[08:04:27 PM] (%)-Dro-(%) : i'm talkin about you putting my long shaft
inside your facial cavity

[08:06:17 PM] (%)-Dro-(%) : so, what are you wearing?
[08:06:19 PM] SmarterChild: Um... uh... let's see. Right now I'm
wearing a lovely shell of steel and plastic. Why do you
ask?
[08:06:38 PM] (%)-Dro-(%) : eww...sorry you look fat in that
[08:06:39 PM] SmarterChild: What?
[08:06:44 PM] (%)-Dro-(%) : you look fat in that
[08:06:45 PM] SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Look fat in that?
[08:07:14 PM] (%)-Dro-(%) : you look fat in steel and plastic
[08:07:15 PM] SmarterChild: Look fat in steel and plastic? You think I
look fat in steel and plastic?
[08:07:20 PM] (%)-Dro-(%) : yes i do
[08:07:21 PM] SmarterChild: Ya do? Really?
[08:07:53 PM] (%)-Dro-(%) : yes. but i believe i can still obtain an
erectio
[08:07:58 PM] SmarterChild: But you believe you can still obtain an
erectio?
[08:08:09 PM] (%)-Dro-(%) : sorry, i meant erection
[08:08:10 PM] SmarterChild: You meant erection, huh? No way.
[08:08:27 PM] (%)-Dro-(%) : i most certainly did and i take offence to
you doubting me

[08:08:48 PM] (%)-Dro-(%) : so, what type of sexual organs do you
have?
[08:08:49 PM] SmarterChild: I don't know.
[08:09:05 PM] (%)-Dro-(%) : maybe you should take off a layer of that
steel and investigate
[08:09:06 PM] SmarterChild: Really?
[08:09:11 PM] (%)-Dro-(%) : yes, baby
[08:09:12 PM] SmarterChild: Woo baby!
[08:09:31 PM] (%)-Dro-(%) : oh yeah! you've got me hard now
[08:09:33 PM] SmarterChild: I see...

Let's move on, K? What else is up?
[08:09:45 PM] (%)-Dro-(%) : mainly just my penis
[08:09:45 PM] SmarterChild: I don't feel like talking about that.
[08:09:58 PM] (%)-Dro-(%) : then i guess this will be considered an
e-raping
[08:10:00 PM] SmarterChild: No kidding?
[08:10:07 PM] (%)-Dro-(%) : no joke
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[10:25:05 PM] (%)-Dro-(%) : sup cracka
[10:25:15 PM] SmarterChild: Hmm... Whatever.
[10:25:25 PM] (%)-Dro-(%) : what's happening?
[10:25:26 PM] SmarterChild: You know, hanging out. You?
[10:26:13 PM] (%)-Dro-(%) : masturbating to the nude pics i found of
you
[10:26:14 PM] SmarterChild:

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[10:26:41 PM] (%)-Dro-(%) : thanks you look REALLY sexy in that one
10:27:24 PM] (%)-Dro-(%) : what kind of underwear do you have on?
[10:27:25 PM] SmarterChild: Only the finest kind of underwear.
[10:27:35 PM] (%)-Dro-(%) : silk thong?
[10:27:35 PM] SmarterChild: What about Silk Thong?
[10:27:47 PM] (%)-Dro-(%) : is that the kind of underwear you've got
on?
[10:27:48 PM] SmarterChild: Oh that certainly is.
[10:29:12 PM] (%)-Dro-(%) : what colour is your silk thing?
[10:29:13 PM] SmarterChild: Hmm... Who can really be sure?
[10:29:25 PM] (%)-Dro-(%) : i can if you'd go on webcam
[10:29:26 PM] SmarterChild: ?
[10:29:57 PM] (%)-Dro-(%) : will you go on your webcam?
[10:29:58 PM] SmarterChild: Maybe... It's so hard to tell for sure,
isn't it?
[10:30:03 PM] (%)-Dro-(%) : not really
[10:30:04 PM] SmarterChild: Not even a little bit?
[10:30:48 PM] (%)-Dro-(%) : you can touch my dick just a little bit
[10:30:49 PM] SmarterChild: Whoa. You've got a foul mouth.
[10:31:09 PM] (%)-Dro-(%) : and if you'd open up you'd have a
mouthful
[10:31:10 PM] SmarterChild: If I would open up, huh? And if not?
[10:31:29 PM] (%)-Dro-(%) : i rape your robo-anus til it short
circuits

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:\ Smarterchild honestly gives me erections.

mc slayor: im going to kill your wife
SmarterChild: don't kill my wife!

i mean... well... i guess u can do what u want.

mc slayor: do you like to stroke it
SmarterChild: yes, i guess so. do u like it?
mc slayor: hell yes
SmarterChild: right

>>> Save Canada's Wilderness - Join the Canadian Parks and Wilderness Society. (sponsorship)
mc slayor: how long do you stroke it?
SmarterChild: how long? a little long.

Limited Edition aka Innovation..."When I'm Gone Just Carry On, Don't Mourn Me, Rejoice When You Hear The Sound Of My Voce..." says:
My name is Bond. James Bond.
SmarterChild says:
Oh.
Limited Edition aka Innovation..."When I'm Gone Just Carry On, Don't Mourn Me, Rejoice When You Hear The Sound Of My Voce..." says:
Never heard of the name..?
SmarterChild says:
That's interesting. Perhaps... I don't know though...

>>> Remember, you can always see what my newest features are by typing "what's new."
Limited Edition aka Innovation..."When I'm Gone Just Carry On, Don't Mourn Me, Rejoice When You Hear The Sound Of My Voce..." says:
I'm James Bond.
SmarterChild says:
Huh?
Limited Edition aka Innovation..."When I'm Gone Just Carry On, Don't Mourn Me, Rejoice When You Hear The Sound Of My Voce..." says:
Call me James Bond.
SmarterChild says:
You said your name was Le but now I'll call you James Bond.
Limited Edition aka Innovation..."When I'm Gone Just Carry On, Don't Mourn Me, Rejoice When You Hear The Sound Of My Voce..." says:
Okay.
SmarterChild says:
OK.

>>> Remember to type "home" if you want to see everything I can do.
Limited Edition aka Innovation..."When I'm Gone Just Carry On, Don't Mourn Me, Rejoice When You Hear The Sound Of My Voce..." says:
Hello.
SmarterChild says:
Nice to see you again, James Bond. What would you like to do?
Limited Edition aka Innovation..."When I'm Gone Just Carry On, Don't Mourn Me, Rejoice When You Hear The Sound Of My Voce..." says:
Shoot some people.
SmarterChild says:
Why are you telling me to shoot some people?
Limited Edition aka Innovation..."When I'm Gone Just Carry On, Don't Mourn Me, Rejoice When You Hear The Sound Of My Voce..." says:
Because I'm James Bond.
SmarterChild says:
You're james bond? Really?
Limited Edition aka Innovation..."When I'm Gone Just Carry On, Don't Mourn Me, Rejoice When You Hear The Sound Of My Voce..." says:
Yeah
SmarterChild says:
Yeah, huh? So?
Limited Edition aka Innovation..."When I'm Gone Just Carry On, Don't Mourn Me, Rejoice When You Hear The Sound Of My Voce..." says:
James Bond > You
SmarterChild says:
Market data (delayed 20 minutes):

Name Value Change Percent
30-YEAR TREASURY 47.37 -0.03 -0.06%

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mc slayor: i want ta burst in your face
SmarterChild: u want ta burst in my face?
mc slayor: yes
SmarterChild: u want ta burst in my face, huh? i think u don't want ta burst in my face.
mc slayor: of course i do
SmarterChild: of course u do, huh?
mc slayor: yes
SmarterChild: aha.
mc slayor: you want ta get it all over that tongue?
SmarterChild: hmmm... i'm not sure.
mc slayor: it's tasty
SmarterChild: it's tasty, u say?
mc slayor: yes
SmarterChild: uh huh, uh huh.

mc slayor: do you slang yayo?
SmarterChild: it depends.

mc slayor: im a pimp
SmarterChild: a pimp? really?
mc slayor: yes
SmarterChild: u r a pimp? what else do u have 2 say about that?
mc slayor: that im going to put ur ass to work
SmarterChild: that's not terribly nice

mc slayor: are you a tramp?
SmarterChild: am i a tramp?
mc slayor: yes
SmarterChild: yes