Only in America are there handicap-parking places in front of a skating rink.

Only in America can a pizza get you your house faster than an ambulance

Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a diet coke.

Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we don’t miss a call from someone we didn’t want to talk to in the first place.

Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America do use the word ‘politics’ to describe the process so well: ‘Poli’ in Latin meaning ‘many’ and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures’.

Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

People do the diet coke thing here aswell.

I dont get it.

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all that shit iz here in Canada too, werd

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Old man, sorry. Get some new ones.

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Its just senseless humor. Not ment to be taken to seriously eh.

I could probly get a pizza faster than an ambulance.

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Only in America do people associate "handicap" with being paralyzed.

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I could probably get a package of irish bacon faster then I could get a peice of salami.

sounds like something chris rock would say, you dick stealin bitch....

lmao.

but it does, doesn't it....talkin bout america and shit.

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Only in America do 8 year olds know more about technology then their parents.

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lol the first one was funny as fuck and the second one also