Nah, cat son, cat.

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Man I tried that once... and I forgot the number I was wanting... went to the wrong room and almost got raped by a large white thing.

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So write it down, Shit. its worth it!

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She's staying in a room with her dad and her brother.

There will be no fucking of her.

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then just write her a note, and tell her you're gonna slip it under the door at 11 pm. so be ready.

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That's how my friend Tim got fired.

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Its worth it, its legit.

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But if Daddy gets note... he gets pissed and either, a) tells my boss or b) gathers up his essays

either way it's adios amigo de Roberto

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Chloroform is your best friend.

Just say it wasnt you if you get caught.

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But i already got wrote up for all of the following the past month:

No Call / No Show
Being late to Work
Using My Cell Phone At The Desk (3)
Leaving To Get Food
Sexual Harrassment (3)
Using The Internet (2)
Threatening A Guest
Leaving Work Early Without Permission (2)

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roflfl @ sexual harassment, prolly the REAL story behind the business woman.

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Lmao...and you're on the net now?

lol... we're not going into the sexual harrassment

But I was hitting on these three girls after I got off work... and they were college cheerleaders and shit... and like I called up some of my boys, and we kinda hung out and shit, and there might have been some stripping, but nonetheless, the coach filed a complaint with the hotel

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