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Old 02-11-06, 02:46 AM   #1
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OMG OMG OMG
Today was possibly one of the best days in my life so far.

My brother is gettin married in a week, so he had a bachelor party.
rolfmao, Im smilin RIGHT NOW as Im typin this shit up.

So, I arrive at the house, my brother like "Imma show you how us grown folks do it"
hehehehehe
so I get down there, I sit on the couch, already, these 2 short girls FAT ASS BOOTY, 1 of them had some big ass titties dancin and shit.
So already Im like yeah, this shit goin be hype.
then MORE HOES started comin down and shit, WEARIN BASICALLY NOTHING!
Ass hangin out, titties hangin out.
This 1 tall thick ass light skinned WOMEN, Im not goin call them girls, cos all these hoes was ATLEAST 19.
anyway, this tall lught skinend women come down, my brother grab her, give her 10 dollars and say "this my lil brother right here show him what you workin with"
She gets on top of me, OOOH BOOY, Started shakin everythin that was shakin, rubbin her titties in my face, she leaned forward, pulled out thong to the side, showed me her pussy, bounced that ass, jacked me off.
this the funny part though, Im spreadin her ass cheeks right, you know, Im bouncin with ehr groovin to some music and shit.,. I spread her ass cheeks apart, BOOm, FAT ASS PUSSY RIGHT there. she starts rubbin it and shit, so I start rubbin it, she playin with her lips and shit.
lmflmao, I stick my finger in her pussy, she stop like "OH BOY YOU NASTY DONT DO THAT" The niggas around me started rollin, aww man, she finsihed her lap dance and dipped.
and thats not even the best time
thats just a sample of what happened
OMFG!
I wish One of you niggas could've been there with me to enjoy the experience man
OMFG
Im bout to get married JUST SO I can have a bachelor party lmfao

it was this 1 woman, OH MY GOD, MAN. She had a FAAAAAAAT ASS, I mean it was juicy, Im in the chair, I had move dout the couch. Nigga Im in teh chair, she doin EVERYTHING, she showed me her pussy too
and these other 2 girls who was both dancin on me AT THE SAME TIME, OMFG,
The shit was fuckin wonderful, I couldnt stop smilin the whole time, man
I was rubbin one girl pussy and feelin on this other girl's titties AT THE SAME TIME, MAN!
THAT SHIT WAS FUCKIN INCREDIBLE MAN
OMFG!
Thanks to my big brother, I got the best dances out of the WHOLE fuckin party, man
shit was nuckin futs
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If you do kegel excercises, you would be able to do something similar without having to hold your tip shut with your hand. After you've been doing them, hold off ejaculating as long as you can to really let the pressure build and then aim for your girlfriend's eye and let 'er rip.. You might get lucky and shoot her eye out. That's probably exaggerating it a bit, but it will still be hilarious
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Old 02-11-06, 02:55 AM   #2
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Damn I wonder what those girls parents would think...
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Old 02-11-06, 02:56 AM   #3
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I do that at parties.
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Old 02-11-06, 03:06 AM   #4
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dope shit, my brothers gettin married this summer
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Old 02-11-06, 03:13 AM   #5
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boy
you better hope that shit be hype man
what make it so dope
like, when a hoe freakin on me, she'll do that shit so good, that niggas'll come over and throw MOR EMONEY down and shit
so they'll keep goin EVEN LONGER
This one dark skinned chick grabbed her nipple and told me to suck it
OMFG!
That shit was the livests hit ever
I hope my other brother get married and shit
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If you do kegel excercises, you would be able to do something similar without having to hold your tip shut with your hand. After you've been doing them, hold off ejaculating as long as you can to really let the pressure build and then aim for your girlfriend's eye and let 'er rip.. You might get lucky and shoot her eye out. That's probably exaggerating it a bit, but it will still be hilarious
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Old 02-11-06, 03:14 AM   #6
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hmm.sounds like u got lucky.thats never happened to u before?
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nigga how often do a 17 year old go to a bachelor party full of grown ass bitches?!?
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If you do kegel excercises, you would be able to do something similar without having to hold your tip shut with your hand. After you've been doing them, hold off ejaculating as long as you can to really let the pressure build and then aim for your girlfriend's eye and let 'er rip.. You might get lucky and shoot her eye out. That's probably exaggerating it a bit, but it will still be hilarious
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Old 02-11-06, 03:57 AM   #8
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you are a fucking loser...first off thats bs...second off your 14 yr old ass is a bitch for talking so much shit and then posting some bullshit about being so happy that you claim to have touch some fucking ho's taco...

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okay, see... here's whats wrong with the internet...everybody always think they gotta put themselves above the next person... the purpose of a bachelor's party is to have a hella good time, so of course he did... and thats a bad thing? u think everybody at the bachelors party was like "what you so excited for, have you never gotten pussy before?" nah, cuz they aint lame as fuck.
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Old 02-11-06, 04:10 AM   #10
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you are funny...and rihanna isn't black you idiot.

i can't believe you said this...this is whats wrong with your country.

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how come ALL black people dont try to rap then? Cos ALOT of black people like rap and they dont ALL try to rap and take it to the extreme like white people do. Thats the funny part.

ok, now to answer your question

Sayin racist comments doesn't really make you racist. Aslong as you dont act upon those comments. White people have a history of um, lets say 500 years of acting upon their racist comments. Thats why when a white person says something racist, it makes them racist, but when a black person say something racist, its justified.
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LOL........

Getting a few lap dances is the best night of your life?

Serious?
Did you even end up fucking? Or did you jus get full on the appatisers....
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you are a fucking loser...first off thats bs...second off your 14 yr old ass is a bitch for talking so much shit and then posting some bullshit about being so happy that you claim to have touch some fucking ho's taco...

BITCH

lmao
get yo hatin ass out of here you fuckin Broke Back Mountain reject
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If you do kegel excercises, you would be able to do something similar without having to hold your tip shut with your hand. After you've been doing them, hold off ejaculating as long as you can to really let the pressure build and then aim for your girlfriend's eye and let 'er rip.. You might get lucky and shoot her eye out. That's probably exaggerating it a bit, but it will still be hilarious
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you are funny...and rihanna isn't black you idiot.

i can't believe you said this...this is whats wrong with your country.

and lol @ your retarded ass bringin shit from OTHER threads
are you seriously like retarded in real life?
You need to do what LE'S grandma is doin
and fuckin die, you faggot
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If you do kegel excercises, you would be able to do something similar without having to hold your tip shut with your hand. After you've been doing them, hold off ejaculating as long as you can to really let the pressure build and then aim for your girlfriend's eye and let 'er rip.. You might get lucky and shoot her eye out. That's probably exaggerating it a bit, but it will still be hilarious
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^^^^LOl thas wasup and yo rihanna is black
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My aunt is gettin married, but I'm good friends with her husband, so who knows.
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