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Old 03-18-06, 01:24 AM   #1
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racist jokes..

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best kind of jokes .. lets here some .. like this

Why Does Stevie Wonder Always Smile?
(He still doesn't know he's black)
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Old 03-18-06, 01:25 AM   #2
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Why you muthafuck..a
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Old 03-18-06, 01:26 AM   #3
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lmfao!

what do you get when you mix the scum of the Earth with salt?
a fuckin cracker
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Old 03-18-06, 01:28 AM   #4
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How do you drown a nigga?
Pop it's lip.

Where do you hide money from a mexican?
Under a bar of soap.
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Old 03-18-06, 01:28 AM   #5
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best kind of jokes .. lets here some .. like this

Why Does Stevie Wonder Always Smile?
(He still doesn't know he's black)



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Old 03-18-06, 01:29 AM   #6
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Old 03-18-06, 01:33 AM   #7
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lmao.. im not racist at all to let you know i just think racist jokes are hillarious..

What do you call a gay indian?
Brave Sucker.

What's fast than a speeding bullet?
A jew with a coupon.
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Old 03-18-06, 01:36 AM   #8
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aight... im not a racist but i know a joke or 2.

a new bowling alley just opened and they need a shipping company to bring them their bowling balls. The nearest shipping comopany was across state lines so the bowling balls could not be packaged in order to get the balls there in time.

The trucker is driving down the highway when he sees a black man with a bicycle standing on the side of the road. The trucker asks "Whats the matter son?"

to which the black man replies "I tried to bike a cross the country, i can't do it, can you please give me a ride home?"

"Sure" the trucker said "but i got no room up front so you'll have to hop in the back with all the bowling balls." the biker throws his bicycle in the back and waits to get home.

When the trucker reaches the state line he runs into an officer.
'What are you hauling sir?"
"nothing much sir."
"mind if i take a look?"
"sure."

They both walk to the back of the truck and the officer opens the doors and says
"Dear god..."
"What!?" the trucker says
"There are some ni**er eggs in the back and ones already hatched and stole a bicycle."
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Old 03-18-06, 01:38 AM   #9
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Lmao...^ funny as hell..

What do you call 2 black people on a bike?
Organized crime.
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lmfao!

what do you get when you mix the scum of the Earth with salt?
a fuckin cracker


LOL...

What do you call 500,000 white peeps jumping out of a plane?

Snow.
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Old 03-18-06, 01:54 AM   #11
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What do you call 50 black ppl in a bus fallin off a cliff?

A good start.

im not a racist.
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Old 03-18-06, 01:55 AM   #12
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What do you call a bunch of white people in a circle?

A Dope Ring.
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what runs faster than a black man with your tv?

his cousin with your VCR
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Old 03-18-06, 01:59 AM   #14
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...There is this black kid that goes to school and notices that the teachers treat the white kids better than the black kids. So he goes home and paints himself white and shows his dad. Hey dad look im white! His dad kicks his ass, and says alright go show your mother. Hey mom look im white! His mom beats the shit out of him then says go show your grandma. Hey grandma look im white she beats his ass and sends him to his room. About an hour later all the family comes to his room and says have you learned anything from this? The kid says yeah ive learned i have only been white for an hour and I already hate 3 niggers...

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