ok heres the battle who one :


RAPPER #1

before we even started u lost this battle//u crying like a little baby musta forgot ur rattle

like in rap and bed the ladies say u coming up a little too short//and when ken goes skiing it aint the fucking sport

saying ur the shaq mac but doesn’t shaq wanna be a cop ?
saying ur so tough naw ur just a joke away from being carrot top

saying ur the greatest u must of forgot about the rest
but its plain to me that u got faggot wrote across ur chest

u saying im white how did i forget ur ginger
u gotta gun yea the one u can make with two fingers

ur the pun of the joke when someone says u got balls on ur chin
u could challenge a blind kid to a colouring contest and still couldnt win

u say ur a hard up man , never knew the yellow brick road was a street
u stepped in a oven for a hour and now ur saying ur packing heat

saying u control bridgewater that’s a bunch of fag talk
how u gunna respond to these lines when ur hands full of cocks

u saying that u can rap but ur lines making me sick
sayin' u pulling outta 9mm,but hes talking about his dick

ur the best rapper Come on fudgepacka please
u couldn’t handle thug life if u were always on ur knees

u red headed fag ,im laughing at u thinking ur the best
boy u must be confused saying u coming from the west

u battling me that was ur worst fucking mistake
i could beat u wit zeros and ones that’s all it’d take

It cant be over cus i just started
Ur lines r reflecting u , lyrically retarted

i had shits that were more harder than u
i can make great rymes something u cant do




RAPPER #2

jordan why dont you grow some hair you might develop some flair oh wait you dont care you wear beaters,chains and hats im surprised you dont rock a durag man your a fag

you lo like a crazy grandma with boobs that sag man you and your ryhmes stink i think you should invest in some tag im gonna leave now because you and your ryhmes are making me gag

so jordan you wanna call me a carrot top clown well news flash your not black your not even brown tf you rolled up to compton youd probally get stabed and beat down
where is it? where is it? your hair cant be found now shew be quite dont make a sound do you hear that ,thats the end of this round

you might think its lame to have a name like lil kenny
well atleast it dosnt sound like an ad for a jc penny
your hated and im loved by many

im takin you to school
tryin to teach you how to be cool
man your a fool
maybe you shound drop rap and pick up pool

jordan i just kicked your ass
i put you right through glass
I pushed you to the ground so your eating the grass
come on jordan you were never in my class

now i made you lo like the punk ,pussy ,clown that you are
your all of these and you probally have sars
now while your driven in the ambulance im driven in my red sports car

what ya talkin about im king of this rap shit if ya so gangsta why aint you in jail becomin big als bitch

man you better slow ya roll fast before i put you in a full body cast

man i invented thug life so if you want proof roll up to my crib and ill shank you with my homemade knife

man you sure like talkin about my dick i bet ya your woman would think thats sick

u talkin about 0 and 1s man your done i already won

no man your ryhmes are just gettin sadder but its makin me gladder your just makin me sound harder

ryhmes somtin i cant do? man ill let you take a break so your lyrics can stew cause man your close to been threw




WHO WON?????????? JUST LEAVE THE NAME...

Both are garbage.

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^^^yes i kno they both suck like shit but pick a person who wins


and no i am not one of them persons

im takin you to school
tryin to teach you how to be cool
man your a fool
maybe you shound drop rap and pick up pool

^^^SHIIT, that guys got talent yo. lmaoo

i'd personally go for the 1st guy, although neither of them are that good lol

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hella wack lmao!, the grammar is so horrible. LMAO!

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JC, you came close, but I think he got you.

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^^^^^ haha its not me and kepp on voting people thxz

lmao, u battelin that ken guy.

yo's wuz betta i spoze, werd

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R.I.P. EAZY-E

To both rappers, this is for you:

<evilada>: Best suicide plan ever
<mcm310>: what is it?
<evilada>: you go up to the top of a roof
<evilada>: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level
<evilada>: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched
<evilada>: then you put super glue on your hands
<evilada>: and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head
<evilada>: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows
<evilada>: when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.
<evilada>: And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.
<mcm310>: i dont think i can be your friend anymore

Lmao at I don't think I can be your friend anymore.

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OOOHHH SHIIIIITTTTTT.

ok peepz vote on this plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

The second person is just...bad. First person, I guess.