Don't you hate it when your gf has terrible PMS?

Last night I was talking to mine on the phone, then I yawned, which apparently meant I was tired and didn't want to talk to her. Half an hour of fighting over nothing later, for some reason she was trying to make me tell her a time that she made a fool of herself when she was drunk. So I told her one thing that didn't even matter, and then she was even more angry, and I had no idea wtf was going on. Then half an hour after that, I dont even remember what I said but she said "omg I swear, there is not one person in my life that I am happy with, ugh!!" and hung up.

WTF? Then this message at 7:30am:

"I'm sorry, I just really like being on the phone with you. love you xoxo"

WTF?

Can anyone translate the foreign dialect of females?

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man, i thought you knew
that love has no bounderies.....
or she is hella delirilous, or
has multiple personalities,
or pycho,.......etc.

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The more I FESTER, the more you become LESSER


Now dats sexxxy^

Please Vote
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Me vs. Sinnister

Me vs. Capacity

Don't be mad at me, I just hate that you don't have to deal with this every month. Fuck you, but I love you.

My translation.

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Some months shes fine, other months shes terribly bad. This one wasnt even the worst. I think the worst went like this:

(Something I cant remember happened)
Me: Sorry..
Her: Dont say sorry! You never mean it!
Me: Sorry
Her: I said dont say it!
Me: OK.
(silence for a while)
Her: Why arent you talking?!
Me: Sorry, I-
Her: Shutup!
(silence)
Her: Talk!
Me: Sorry
Her: DONT SAY SORRY

And so on and so forth. I had no idea wtf to do. I was trapped. Trapped.

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she wanted your attention,she's inlove and she dosent know how to control herself!..she was feeling lonely and she thought to turn to u so she cud feel better...or prolly she was thinking of something she wanted to like forget about and she needed you but u kinna 'werent there for her'..dude u yawned ...


so she was feeling rediculous and maybe bad but she didnt want you to like really understand it(sorta like fronting) so she said that...


or maybe she had a lil something to drink?...its possible...



i aint gonna lie i'm a lil confused too...but it shud be one of the stated right here!

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Lmfaooo ill^

lol..shud be her period..


or


you see,sometimes we girls try to treat our man a lil...u know...hard?...idk how to call it...so they kinna like have respect and we dont loose 'em...idk if u get me.

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Yeah sometimes we men like to hit our girls so they have respect or whatnot. [/underlyingevil]

Both these times were definitely her period.. She tells me when shes about to get it. -_-

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yeah...we change mood like hell when the red card's on its way...


but yeah u lucky she dosent like slap you or something...eh!

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She tries to sometimes when i really piss her off and shes over at my place. But she sucks at slapping, and im decent at blocking, so it all works out.

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hang up dude...thats all you gotta do...

if she doesnt call back shell get all pissed and go to sleep and in the morning shell realize she was being a bitch and call and apologize...

if she does call back say "im not gonna talk to you when youre being like this"...shell either

a.)apologize right then and there and be sweet the rest of the night to try to get back on your good side

b.)start some psycho ranting

every time she starts psycho yelling just keep hanging up...until she either stops calling back or apologizes...

either way youll end up with an apology (either that night or the next morning)...

and girls on their periods are so emotional that shell make herself feel like shit about it and the longer she waits to apologize the more youll get like a really sincere overblown apology...

and shell really want to get back on your good side because if you thug her like that shell be like "oh my god im being such a bitch what if he finds another girl ooh shit i better be the best girlfriend ever"...

youll probably get some WILD head out of the whole deal...and a tearful apology...not bad for one night of not having to listen to your girl bitch...

dude...girl logic is SO EASY to understand...just take guy logic and remove common sense then amplify everything until the smallest shit brings you up onto these massive highs or puts you down into the lowest lows and youre there...

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Yeah I know that now -_- ...

I either hang up or in extreme cases use the "Look, I dont know if I want to be with someone who-" which results in a shitload of apology, and in rare cases spontaneous gifts the next day. Last time she even wrapped the shit in celophane.

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try tacking on absurd unrelated shit...like tell her what you dont like about her...but then give her a totally unrelated solution to how she can fix it...

ex:

"you are constantly tripping...like seiously you never stop bitching i just get so fucking tired of it...plus you wont even let me have a threesome with you and ashley"

bada bing...

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