Damn Bells

Sunday morning sex...

I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling...

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie
went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year old
grandmother and comfort her When she asked how her grandfather had died,
her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making
love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that for 2 people who were nearly
100 years old, having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh, no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our
advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church
bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow
and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding, and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe e away a tear, and continued,
"He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

Uhh......

I dont wanna know about two people in their 90's having sex........

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RIP jono, peace out bboy.
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cosign....

*smack*

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lmao poor guy.....

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its a joke stop acting like I put porno up,
*smacks both of you for not having a sense of humour*