Is finally complete, after extensive geneology tests online, and analysis into prehistoric and ancient cultures on both ends of my family. I've concluded this.



My ancestors dating as far back as the Ancients (on both sides of my family) were probably:


* Altaics (Who were probably from Central Asia, known as Tungusics, Mongols, and Turks. From there they traveled to Siberia and then sailed to South America making Amerindians who then migrated northward to Cuba and Puerto Rico and became the distinct Taino culture. Climate changes and adaptation left them without epicanthal folds and darkened their skin tone.)
* Moors (The only group in which I recognize my phenotypical traits from who could have fused with the Visigoths and Gallic-Iberians during Muslim Spain, who then of course became settlers in the Americas.)



Immediately, I am Puerto Rican. But it wasnt really enough, I was always confused as to how Whites could just point to Europe and Blacks could just point to Africa, but I had nowhere to point.

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What site did you use?

Because it is apparent I'm the descendant of Shakespeare. Just haven't 'officially confirmed it' yet.

My first stop was http://www.genealogy.com/index_n.html

Then http://www.thefamilyhistorystore.com/


Then I just asked my parents some information. Researched my immediate culture, and then I just summed it all up.

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http://genealogy.about.com


That had useful information too.


But Shakespeare though? lol

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lmao

how did you do a "geneology test online"? did you... put a blood sample into your disk drive? lol swish your printer cord around in your mouth to get your saliva sample? lol, cumstains on your keyboard don't count as uploaded dna my man lol.


your *cough* ..."results"... are nothing more than a glob of assumptions and pipe dreams.

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^damn all those month's works shitted on and made worthless within' 3 posts. SNAP SON

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No, they do it by turning in your name and other personal information to the organization so that they can match records.

You really need to hop off. You're only angry because your knowledge of just about everything sociopolitical and literary is flawed to the point of no return. Fuck off cunt.

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Its not online per se. You just sign up online.

It isn't like you turn in a name and automatically results come out of the blue.

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ROFL LMFAO excatly what i was thinkin

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....suck a dick faggot.....

You too can be a dumbass.

All it takes is an insecurity and a dream.

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rofl what are u talking about?

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....suck a dick faggot.....

My point exactly.

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Ughh.. They tried to sell me something..

I closed that bullshit.

My ansestors were pirates, and before that (1600s).. Who fucken knows.........

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lmao, you're just....

retarded beyond repair dude. your logic is flawed for so many reasons it's mind boggling.

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