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Old 01-01-08, 11:04 PM   #16
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What do a tortise and a pedophile have in common?




......they both get there before the hair
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Old 01-01-08, 11:04 PM   #17
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What's the similarity between poetic and a classroom full of 10 students, taking a test with the answers lying on the teachers desk with no teacher in the room and the door is locked?




































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They both got cheated on 10 times!


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Old 01-01-08, 11:18 PM   #18
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Wut do u call a Spul and a Q?

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SpulQ!





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Old 01-01-08, 11:33 PM   #19
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Quote:
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What's the similarity between poetic and a classroom full of 10 students, taking a test with the answers lying on the teachers desk with no teacher in the room and the door is locked?



































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They both got cheated on 10 times!


Wow thats creative spul I actually laughed @ that. but funny thing is the cheating never happned.
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Old 01-02-08, 12:28 AM   #20
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LMAO. alright.


What did the woman do after she came out of the coma?














The dishes if she knows what's good for her.

Lame. but whatever
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Old 01-02-08, 09:46 AM   #21
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LMAO. alright.


What did the woman do after she came out of the coma?














The dishes if she knows what's good for her.

Lame. but whatever



Strange...after reading that joke, my brow became more prominent...

and....oddly...my arms got really hairy...















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Old 01-02-08, 12:10 PM   #22
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Quote:
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what do you say if you see your t.v. floating in the dark??












"DROP IT NIGGA"


I've heard that on way too many times.

What has forty two teeth and hides a monster?






















My zipper!
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Old 01-02-08, 12:40 PM   #23
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I've heard that on way too many times.

What has forty two teeth and hides a monster?






















My zipper!





I don't get it.













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Old 01-02-08, 01:05 PM   #24
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-_-

Seriously? Lol.
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Old 01-02-08, 01:33 PM   #25
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lmao. q. your a trip.
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Old 01-02-08, 01:40 PM   #26
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OH!!!!! I got it...



hahahaha...word


One of those microscopic monsters!







LOL







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Old 01-02-08, 04:30 PM   #27
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lmao.

this guy said one of those Difformed Amoeba looking things.
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Old 01-02-08, 04:32 PM   #28
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?


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......to stand closer to the kitchen sink



I figured out how to change my dishwasher into a snowblower!!!


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....I handed that bitch a shovel!!!
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Old 01-02-08, 04:44 PM   #29
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LOL!

Why Shouldn't women have licenses?


















because there isn't a road from the Bed to the Kitchen..














How Many Men Does it Take To Open A Beer?























None It Should Be Open When She Brings It To You!
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Old 01-02-08, 06:34 PM   #30
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Lol at both Enyg and Youngg.
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