Word. We all got'em. What urks or plz'z You bout the bathroom sonz?

In other words, I know people who:

-Hate Porter Potties
-Will not use a public restroom if there is any water on the floor
-Doesn't shower at hotels

you know, that kinda thing, we all do little personal things to best please us in a bathroom.

Personally I sometimes brush my teeth while I'm taking a shower. In fact it's rarely I don't, I've had people tell me that's disgusting but I find it to be fucking handy. Even though I'm a guy I keep all parts of the toilet seat down, looks better, and some people don't like to put toilet paper on the toilet paper holder, but having a loose roll of toilet paper around just seems tacky as fuck to me. So generally I keep a bathroom traditional and use it to cut time. What about you?

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I used to write a lot when I'd drop a deuce.....I know, lots of people do that.

Also, before I blast a turd in a public rest room, I put toilet paper all over the seat so I don't get any ass fungus from you nasty fuckers

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the only thing im fussy about is urinal etiquette

ie if there's 5 urinals and im the only other guy there using the one at the far end i don't expect your ass to be all up in my space n shit simple as that

brushing your teeth in the shower is kinda nasty for real though lol

^^^^true

about the uniral thing not the brushing teeth, well that too. that is nasty

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...Is to have Served Your Faction

i wont use porta potties, or unrinals... tha piss will spray back at you too eazily.

also, im extremely pee shy, i used to not be, but i had to have a catheter when i wuz 16, n ever scence i cant go if theres anybody around me. if im in a public washroom, n i even hear sombody outside tha door, like they MIGHT come in, i cant go, lololol. i end up standing there fo a long ass time usually till i can go. im actually gitting a lot better tho

werd

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That same shit happens to me man......lol

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man fuck y'all i didn't ask you to judge

lol

but werd that paper thing I do that too, that's if i really, really have to use a public restroom. I usually never have to though so s'whatever.

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when taking a piss I try not to use a toilet. Its my god given right as a man to stand were ever the fuck I want and Piss

Hahahahaha

This is when I used to party a little too hard..



Some grubby ass bathroom in the back of some club. That's actually Drakel holding my head up so I didn't bail into the toilet ahahahaha. They put me in my car that night to keep me warm and started it cause we were in the city and the cops found me and almost arrested me, that fucker talked them out of it.

toilet habbits...

the only real one i got is.. i always put down the toilet cover before flushing.. straight up due to hygene...

thats all i can think of....

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^ I do that one too. Water splashes in the air and my toothbrush all out and shit

:/ dayum

good tho Baph. pretty good responses so far..

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only time i put toilet paper on the toilet was when dude wrote on the staul " please take a seat and enjoy m aids"
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usually i just take care of business el natural

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oh fuck


i am SO gonna write that everywhere now lmfao

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also if i need to go for a shit i always drop some toilet paper in first so that i dont get hit with no damn backsplash