To put it in a nutshell, most people laugh at her teeth..
But she has a smile to die for and an ass like a peach..
And she sends me banana’s, cos she debates a lot..
But she smells sweet, a mixture of cigarette smoke and apricot..
Her hairs a nappy style, kinda with a twist of lime..
I must be coconut’s to put up with that sick design..
But she likes it, she’s Jamaican, she says “ She flirts where mango”..
Her melons are huge! The type no-one on earth can handle..
She’s strawberry blonde too, she’s quick to come see me..
And although she’s Jamaican by birth, the bitch is a Kiwi..
And her attitudes as bitter as lemon dripped on the tongue..
But after a pina colada, she’s quick to lick on the plums..
Our sex life aint great, but were a perfect pear..
But she has an adams apple, and I’m kinda disturbed it’s there..
I look and I wonder, then she gets sour like grapefruit..
And if you blow a raspberry at her, she’ll probably hate you..
But she’s thick skinned like pineapple, with a lot of weight man..
To sum it all up – picture a whale with an orange fake tan!..lol..

She is now my X-Fruity Ghetto Bitch..lol

Peace
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hahahahhaha...well this wasnt one of you rbest peices,but it did make me laugh,the coconut line did,and the melons part did also...shit was funny,ahhaha...coulda been bettter but yeah,shit was mad funny,just some non serious shit for a chane ahha,,,,non fruity ghetto bitch ahahhaha...lovin it...

I was just bored man...
i hate being so serious all the time..you feel me?
Life is complicated...might as well take the piss out of it..

uppin this fruity shit

And her attitudes as bitter as lemon dripped on the tongue..
But after a pina colada, she’s quick to lick on the plums..

hahaha i like it...drop the tone from the soldier in distress...but its good