if dis dont make you laugh then u cant be saved dawgs, i was crying spittin dis shit...


may i have you attension please/
infildels/
may i have your attension please/
will the real hussein please stand up/
i repeat will the real hussein please stand up/
yall act like you never seen a dictater before/
jaws all on da floor like hitler and stalin just walked in da door/
i started terrorizing years before the 1st gulf war/
now i plan to even the score/
ive got so many body doubles its true no kidding/
i dont goto the streets, they all do my bidding/
and chemical ali said/
nothin u ideots chem ali's dead ill find a replacement/
yeah i proberly have a couple screws up in my head loose but no worse then whats going on in the US war room/
sometimes i wanna go on al jazeera and let loose but cant/
but its ok for the US to destroy my statues/
osamas down with this, osamas down with that/
and if he's lucky he might get weapons from iraq/
and thats the reason why my regime got attacked/
if i react with chemicals, ill surely get jacked/
of course ur gunna bom me and my forces/
by the time you fly warplanes ill be in tikrit sippin on champagne/
and when u miss me please dont start to complain/
cus you got so many soldiers terring up my terrain/
im like a cockroach cus you cant kill me/
g the guy your bombing now isnt the real me/
now my infomation minister goes on tv so he can say i wasent found in the debri/
and theirs a million of us just like me/
who dress like me, walk, talk, oppress like me/
mustache like me, a big peice a trash like me/
he might just be a big piece a shit, but not qiute me/
so im saddam yes im the real saddam/
all you other saddams can all kiss my bottem/
so wont the real hussein please stand up please stand up/


LMFAO,,,, muhahahaha

will the real hussein please stand up/
i repeat will the real hussein please stand up//lol
years before the 1st gulf war//haha

lol lol lamo that was just pure hilarity...........hah comedy drops r sick.......and that went just like the real slim shady song

Hhahahahahahahha ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Funny ass shit dawg............Ur best Piece I have read so far............HAHAHAH....................Return da favour and checkout my boy's drop http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/sho...&threadid=49947

haha nice nice....see vocab and amount of words arent everythign!!!! nice shit!!!!

man i took a month out from writin, after dat real emotional piece, dat shit made me cry almost, dis shit right here made me cry i was in histerics man....ty for remarks dawgs...uppin

Return da favour dawg http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/sho...&threadid=49947

thanks playa uppin

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Some good stuff there man.... shit... I don't know If I'll stop laughin'..... It was pretty damn funny

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Rollin..Cryin..Laughin ma ass off.. Lol that was sum funny shiat.. hahaha

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Ja Rule???

wake up dawgs blast me wid dis

sorry i didnt laugh....im sorry,but im just not in th emood for eminem takes,it was well written though,good job.