Yo, Pittsburgh in da house ya'll. Tip those cups and smoke those blunts! Sit back and listen.

Shots are heard though the air tonight. You're a pussie BITCH...this is a cock fight. Pay attention and learn the way before you wind up dead, with one foot in yo grave. But be on your best behavior. You're the man myth and legend? Bitch, B-Dazzle is the motha fuckin SAVIOR!//
Cock back your 9 milly, niggas feel me. Young P, how young are you? 15? Your age doesn't matter punk, NOTHING will stop me from stuffin you in the trunk and then drivin off drunk. Bobbin and Weavin through cars like Dale Jr. Hittin barricades like Dale Sr. Listenin to you scream out in pure terror. Soundin like a virgin bitch after her first night with B-Dazzle.//
Sit back and relax P I'm about done. Then again, I could beat you up like an unliked step son. Listen up P I'll tell ya somethin. You're the cheating wife....I'm the jealous husband. You black and bruised like Tina Turner, me pistol whippin you and commiting cold blood murder.//
I murder the mic like a fast tounged dyke, before I stab you in the eye with a rusted spike. Actually dude, I wouldn't do that. I'd rather take a splintered broom, bend you over and shove it up your ass crack.//
I'm your master P, you're my apprentice. Tell them about the the time you disobyed and I sent you to the dentist. With a crack front tooth and a broken mouler (spelling), and about that time I hit you with my boulder. My nuts sack, hey..you'll have that. Just like I had your girl on my bed and then she licked my ass crack.//
By the way P, how do my balls taste? Ask your girl how I came in her mouth and wacked on her face! Remember? You were out of town. I bent your bitch over and fucked her like a blood hound. All in her mouth I busted a nut. I bent her over backwards then busted her gut. She has a pretty pink puss, you wuss. only one thing, MAKE THAT GIRL TAKE A DUSH! (Deuche?)//
After I had your girl naked, I called it a day. I secretly made a porno tape and sold it on E-bay. 19.99 someone paid to see that whore. She was the fish ho, B-Dazzle was the lore. Oh, one more thing dawg just a warning. You're lady had a rash and gnats were swarming. Go to the clinic, get tested for a STD. If you're lucky, maybe I didn't give your bitch my HIV.//
You made yet yo? Lets break it down ho. I fucked your bitch and came on her tits. Then she sucked my dick you bitch ass PRICK! Now what aren't you doin to this lady? She was screamin out for ME to have her baby.//
Enough of me and your girl P, you see, this is between you and me. All I did was gave her what you couldn't. I eat her pussy raw, cuz she said that you wouldn't. But hey, it's your choice if you choose to be gay. Oh, you're not gay? You don't say. Either way, your girl was one helluva lay.//
OK, now it's time. Time to put an end to this rhyme. So come on mother goose it's YOUR turn to try to shine. So let me tell you one last time. Don't choke on your rhyme, put some words to your mime. Aight I'm outtie, I'm bouty bouty. I'm the bounty hunter BITCH...and I'm here to collect YOUR bounty/