Here's one of his latest rhymes to a guy he lost to on the show...
(Of course, being UPN, they bleeped the good shit but you can still lip read and hear he said it to the live audience.

Yo yo Undertaker, Undertaker, yea yea yea
You beat me at Vengeance.
That's oh-kay You didn't stop me.
I'm still talking smack and backing it up. I'm the white Muhammed Ali
And you're just jealous, because you didn't get your hands on my python
Well, Dead Man Inc as broke as Mike Tyson
And I'm gonna make this statement: John Cena's amazing
Y'all can't see me, my flow's sicker than AIDS patients
Yea, I broke your ribs, now I break your reputation
I leave you on the wrong side of a Kobe Bryant violation
I'm a real main eventer. You just a counterfeit
I'll stick your head up your ass, you can eat your own shit!

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One more...
This one was pretty hilarious...
They actually had a storyline "to inspire"...
A one legged wrestler. Yes. Seriously.
One freakin leg.
They storyline went that the owner (McMahon) hated the idea of a gimp on his show and was gonna fight him to get him away (whatever)...

So Cena comes out while the owner is talking shit and gives him his version of what's gonna happen when the owner and the gimp fight...

Zach can't beat you, that idea is totally fiction.
He just like Ted Turner, he ain't no competition!
And the fact that he got a contract is completely pathetic
Forget about his leg, his whole career is prosthetic
Yo, this kid is crazy, he's a circus freak, half his body is plastic
He should do both of us a favor, hop his ass into traffic
Now, I guess, we both got handicap matches at Vengeance, it seems
I'm fighting a Dead Man, you're fighting Christopher Reeves
Yo, yo, this kid is half-assed, you're gonna knock off his block
What's better than a one legged wrestler? Being able to walk!

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Lmao...*Shakes Head*

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Nawfik's Out, Back To Chi...........

Sad thing is...

There is probably an entire team of writers...
Just to come up with that...