Hm... I'm always generally one who sits back and watches as a perfectly good oppurunity passes oneself by...

...anyway... I'm just glad there is a place for folks to get that freeposting urge out of their system without hurting other people and looking like a... what's the term for inane freeposting? Oh yeah, condapendofeldro. I don't want to be a condapendofeldro.

Tupac4ever220: WTF
AtraNecromancer: What?
Tupac4ever220: U TALKING BOUT
AtraNecromancer: I'm talking about whatever crosses my sleep deprived mind. What are YOU talking about?
Tupac4ever220: U TALKIN BOUT JERKIN OFF BEING BETTA THEN PUSSY
AtraNecromancer: Yes. It is. So?
Tupac4ever220: U BEEN FUCKIN THE WRONG GURLS MAN
Tupac4ever220: IT AINT 2 ME
AtraNecromancer: Gee, I'm sorry your mom doesn't satisfy me.
Tupac4ever220: WAT
AtraNecromancer: HUH?
AtraNecromancer: Is that your George W. impression?
Tupac4ever220: MAN JOKES R 80S MAN
Tupac4ever220: PLUS MY MOM DEAD
AtraNecromancer: No wonder.
Tupac4ever220: I NORMALLY WOULD FUCK SOME 1 UP
AtraNecromancer: I never felt such a... cold shoulder...
Tupac4ever220: BUT ILL LET IT GO
Tupac4ever220: PUSSY
AtraNecromancer: Let it go like your sex drive.
Tupac4ever220: U CORNY MAN
AtraNecromancer: Corny from stem to ear.
Tupac4ever220: U LIKE 12 MAN GROW UP
AtraNecromancer: Grow up and in and pumping your mother.
Tupac4ever220: U CANT GET ME MAD NIGGA BUT AOL COULD WHEN I REPORT UR DUM ASS
AtraNecromancer: In that case, I apologize and grovel at your feet. Please oh please forgive me.

By the way... I never got reported... and jerking off is still better than sex.

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I'm taking that as a compliment.

Boycrazy1B: ASL
AtraNecromancer: 17/M/OR
Boycrazy1B: WUZ UP
AtraNecromancer: The dark clouds of the black night are up.
Boycrazy1B: OH I SEE
AtraNecromancer: I don't. I'm blind.
Boycrazy1B: OH SORRY TO HEAR THAT
AtraNecromancer: I'm not physicly blind. But my mind's eye is. All of ours is.
AtraNecromancer: Enlightenment can be reached by the cleansing of our spirits. Are you willing to purify your soul of all discrepency?
Boycrazy1B: YEAH
AtraNecromancer: The secret is hedonism. Hedonism is the doing of things for your own self pleasure. Do you enjoy pleasing yourself?
Boycrazy1B: YES BUT I AM CATHOLIC SORRY
AtraNecromancer: Has God forbidden you from the pleasures of eating ice cream or watching television?
Boycrazy1B: NO
AtraNecromancer: There are things God does not forbid. And those things that you find pleasure in, those are what you do. In doing so, you can purify your soul.
Boycrazy1B: ASL
AtraNecromancer: 17/M/OR
Boycrazy1B: ALRIGHT
AtraNecromancer: There is so much in the world for a person to enjoy. And by pleasuring yourself, you can attain so much experience. And when you have felt so incredibly good, however you go about pleasuring yourself, then you can reach enlightenment.
Boycrazy1B: OK
AtraNecromancer: Tell me, what gives you pleasure? Food, sex, love?
Boycrazy1B: EVERYTHING
AtraNecromancer: Then the world must be quite the experience for you.
Boycrazy1B: YES
AtraNecromancer: In hedonism, the greatest pleasures are found in the body. So what pleases your body?
AtraNecromancer: Not all bodily pleasure is sexual, if you think that is what I'm getting at.
AtraNecromancer: Some people enjoy the tastes of food. Others, enjoy the feeling of pain. Some prefer sleep.
Boycrazy1B: NO I NO WHAT U MEAN
AtraNecromancer: ¿Qué si hablé el español?

And then she logged off and I never heard from her again. Hm... maybe she's masturbating and eating ice cream at this very moment? I could only imagine.

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I'm taking that as a compliment.

I made this picture like three times. Each one was a draft quite unlike the last. But it was all the same in that each picture was of a girl crying and playing guitar with the spotlight on her.

I love this picture, I don't know why.

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I'm taking that as a compliment.

My worst E-Fear is making a post in a forum where it doesn't belong, or responding to a post that was actually another post, or uploading the wrong file, or uploading no file at all.

So far my fears are unfounded. But it certainly reminds me of my agoraphobia that makes going to school everyday a living hell.

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I'm taking that as a compliment.

You are one interesting person.

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Kamaria-(Like the Moon) Plays the part of the angry chick who wants to rule the world.

Monifa-(I am Lucky) Kamaria's best friend and lacky, later Kamaria's enemy

Charles Charlemagne (Man) Aka Chuck Magnus, plays the part of the most vocal soldier in Kamaria's army.

Fikri Haidar-(Intelligent Lion) Agent working for the government to stop Kamaria

Basic overview: There is the woman named Kamaria. About twenty odd years of age. Despite the strong suggestions of Monifa to get up and get a life, Kamaria seems to be preoccupied with stuff. Finally she reveals to her friend what she has been up to, plans to take over the world. One of the steps in her plan involves ammassing an army. She does this by recuiting stereotypical angsty teenagers with messed up heads through the internet.

One such kid is Charles Charlemagne. Better known as Chuck Magnus. Chuck gets involved with this and becomes a soldier in Kamaria's army. But he has problems, doubts if you will. And soon Kamaria realizes what is up. The fact is that Kamaria's veiws are skewed with single-mindedness and her plans for world domination hardly take all things into consideration. Luckily, Chuck has a logical mind and soon becomes second in command. A position that was previously held by Monifa. For this, Monifa uses the rescources that the army is slowly aquiring and hires someone to make an attempt on Chuck's life. However, the plan does not work and Chuck escapes free.

The person hired to kill Chuck, rats out Monifa. This brings discord to Kamaria's plans. And unfortunetly, Kamaria is pragmatic, unfortunetly for Monifa that is. Monifa is forced to be let go, the fact is Chuck is bringing something to the table and Monifa has done nothing. Now Monifa doesn't just hate Chuck Magnus, but hates Kamaria as well. So she trys to stop Kamaria's plans to take over the world.

The fact is, a person no matter how smart and devious, can not amass an army of teenage nerds, outcasts, punks, gang bangers, and riff raff without gathering the attention of the government. However, the government feels it has better things to do then stop some chick from an inner city trying to take over the world. But since they have been feeling that no threat is too small, they send a single agent to work on the Kamaria case. He had been observing what has been going on between Kamaria, Chuck, and Monifa.

Seeing that Monifa is no longer a part of them, and is actually against them, he makes his first move by talking with her. Monifa quickly agrees to work with him to stop Kamaria. And it couldn't have happened any sooner as Kamaria sets her plan in motion. She moves her and her army to Arizona. There they head out to a nuclear silo hidden deep within the desert. One of the nerds uses his invention called a blotto box to disable all the phone systems. With the exception of walky talkys, no one in the facility can communicate electronicly. Then, they attack. They kill many of the soldeirs there, but anyone who looks important they imprison within makeshift cells. Once Kamaria has a feel for the facility and all things under control, the blotto box is turned off and another nerd gains access to the global sattilite system.

From there, Kamaria broadcasts her face for the entire world to see. She makes a simple proposition. Give her control of the country of America, or be nuked. From there she plans on taking over Canada, and then Europe and then Asia. She has a different plan of tactics for the middle east and subsequent third world countrys.

The story pretty much falls apart at that point. Plus, I have no idea how Kamaria would be able to fund her plans in world domination anyway. The whole point of the story is to have a person be able to legitimately be able to take over the world with a crack scheme from a comic book or movie, and the drama that surrounds it.

I'm tired.

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I'm taking that as a compliment.

http://www.daveyd.com/

An up to date news source in regards to Hip-Hop.

http://www.behindthename.com/

Etymology and history of various names. While hardly complete, it's the largest library of names I've seen yet.

http://www.allmusic.com/

AGM Guide to Music.

http://www.sacred-texts.com/index.htm

Archive of Sacred Text for various religions.

http://www.fictionpress.net/

A place for artists to have original storys hosted.

http://www.somethingawful.com/

Not entirely sure what Something Awful is supposed to be, but their Awful Links of the Day is often worth checking out.

http://www.rapbattles.com/

Pretty shitty website, don't go there.

http://tailsteak.tk/

This guy, Tailsteak, has a lot of free time on his hands. Seriously.

I'd would've posted more sites but... y'know... that rule against porn and all.

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Dvorah's Death

Dvorah walked out the door to her house. Not her house actually, her parents house. Sure, she's twenty odd years old and has no job and lives in the basement of her parents house, but... uh... yeah, there was supposed to be a brightside to that. Sorry.

Anyway... she walks out the door. She stands on the porch. She checks her pockets real quick and pulls out a lighter and a pack of cigarettes, while she does that she adjusts her overalls. There a bit to big and sag on her gangly frame. But not too big that they fall off. She lights one up before she heads out. As she walks on the sidewalk she is immediatly encountered by a small child who can't be more then ten years old.

"Salutations." The child said in a high pitched voice drenched in a british accent.

Dvorah took a quick drag and lifted an eyebrow. "Hello."

"You sick filthy wretched whore." The child continued to speak.

"Uh... and your mom too?" Dvorah was perplexed. "I'm perplexed."

"That joke is old. And no one is going to understand it. You are only entertaining yourself."

"Sorry, it's all I could think of at the time."

"Really? Well perhaps you should invest in a backspace button."

Dvorah hummed at the thought, "Perhaps... listen... I do not got time for this, ok? I'll go now. Ok? Thank you, good bye."

And with that the thickly british accented child of undetermined gender vanished as quickly as it appeared. Dvorah took another breath of smoked air and continued to walk. She really had no idea where to go. She quickly smelled the air and to her it had the smell of snow. She loved it. So cool, so crisp. Unfortunetly it's about all she liked about the weather. It was still cold and she began to shiver. Another quick intake of the cigarette. She breathed out her nose, the smoke tickling the hairs there. She almost had a nasal spasm... she has yet to get used to that sensation of smoke in the nose. But you can't really get used to something unless you do it a lot, right? Right.

By now she reached a cross walk. She didn't bother to look both ways, and there was no stop light there. Her eyes focused on the ground before her she completly ignored the stop sign. So when she got halfway through crossing the street she barely had time to notice the guy in the hummer stepping on his breaks and honking his horn as he nearly crashes into her. Startled, she jumps. The cigarette, she drops. Her head, she nearly lands on.

The man gets out of his vehicle and attends to Dvorah to see if she is hurt or not. "You all right there, girl? Damn, you were really out of it."

She pushes him aside. She's flat on her back, so she curls her legs to her chest and her hands pressed above her head, the she springs back on to her feet. "Ahhh... I've never felt better. Oh wait... crap... I'm dead."

"Excuse me?" The man said. He sees the half smoked cigarette on the floor and he instinctivley steps on it and squishes it underneath his jackboot.

He looks to Dvorah. "Yeah, see, I'm dead. That was my life."

And with that, she drops dead.

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I'm taking that as a compliment.

I must say...you entrigue me...but I won't talk to you... the conversation with the catholic girl told me that I would not enjoy it

But none the less

Lionel Richie "Hello"

you're one weird ass funny dude necro.

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I think it's everyone else on AOL that is funny.

Some random freestyle chat room in a segment we like to call:

AOHELL
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sarah amor: you kno what.. as much as i complain, if someone wanted to sign me and pay me millions of dollars a year.. fuck that, i would wear a purple space suit and rap about telatubbies.
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RealMenWearMkeUp: FREESTYLING STINKS!!!!!!!!!
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AtraNecromancer: RealMenWearMkeUp... after looking at your pictures... I stereotype you a poser goth, and a fucking sissy since even I wear more make up then you do.
RealMenWearMkeUp: lol
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AtraNecromancer: I've been smelling some weird fucking shit all day long, it is pissing me off.
VocalSwordz: bathe
AtraNecromancer: I did.
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VocalSwordz: ahhh atra the dreamer..a tru trubadour
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SexySasha18f: atra
SexySasha18f: bro
SexySasha18f: you need a life

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I'm taking that as a compliment.

Y'know it's funny... it really is... but I can honestly say I've been down with Hip-Hop for as long as I can remember.

The Ninja Turtles. That's all there is to it. I mean, their movie soundtracks are loaded with rap music, they dress in trenchcoats like gangsters, and we all know the fascination rap fans have with Ninjas, don't we? Face it, the Ninja Turtles are Hip-Hop, and I've been down with it since as long as I can remember. So I guess in sixth grade when I finally started listening to some decent Too Short, it wasn't an awakening but a resurection of my love towards Hip-Hop.

That and I always thought Snoop Dogg had some nice instrumentals. And I loved Warren G's and Nate Dogg's song Regulators since I first heard it.

I don't know if a lot of you reading this are down with the musical cultures of the white man, but he's got a lot that is oriented to being real. Now in Hip-Hop, in truth you either are or you are not. Keeping it real, is generally the first step towards being are not. I'm talking about pure Hip-Hop, not that representin' gangstah rap scheiße.

I noticed a lot in goths, punks, skaters, etc. you need to be real. Else, you're a poser. I figure, I could easily pass for a goth. My life long suicidal tendancys and facinations with the paranormal and darkside of everything is evidence to that. Of course, gothic music hurts my ears. As for punk music, well hell I am a punk. Granted, punk music also hurts my ears. And I sport an afro, not a mohawk. Real punks listen to Public Enemy. As for skating... well owning and riding a skateboard isn't enough. Y'need to be able to do scheiße with it, is why I don't call myself a skater.

The point is, if you are believed to be fake, you get ostracized. A lot. In fact, in cultures like those, there is often distrust among it's own members either from fear of associating with a possible faker, or being considered fake by others. Now, I have no real interest in those cultures. My culture has been and always will be Hip-Hop.

Now granted, if some B-Rad guy showed up at a open mic freestyle event... there would be some ostracizing going on. But such a person would be ostracized by everyone, not just Hip-Hop Heads.

And I'm no B-Rad. And my lifestyle of Hip-Hop has been with me for as long as I remember. And if The Ninja Turtles are not a strong enough foundation to base that love and trust on, if you honestly believe that, then you just might have to question your own realness of Hip-Hop.
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Also... giving toprocking another meaning...

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More from our favorite bastards and bitches that use AOL with me and refuse to log off and throw their computers into the Hudson river, I present another segment of:

AOHELL

Mamacita0504: THATS IT SONBAR UR GETTIN KICKED OFF AOL!!!
Mamacita0504: BRB
AtraNecromancer: "Getting kicked off AOL"... that is a blessing, not a punishment.

Mryan798: dont drink an drive
Mryan798: you might hit a bump and spill ur beer

OnlineHost: Nebula20 has entered the room.
Nebula20: Heres that link to the site with that dating service
Nebula20: The girls there are not looking for comitments. Just a good time
Nebula20: Click here to browse through these Picture Profiles
OnlineHost: Nebula20 has left the room.
AtraNecromancer: Hi Nebula. Bye Nebula. Never come back Nebula.

HandcuffedMonkey: My grandmother had a gracious way of bidding guests farewell... "Get going, you filthy bastards! And don't think I don't know you took a couple of towels!"

Sixx213213: jordan left me for a circus clown

AtraNecromancer: Dumb gentiles.
Cynical Machine: You're a jew, Atra?
AtraNecromancer: Cynical Machine, what on Cybertron would give you that idea?
Cynical Machine: The whining

ILLOGIC 81: if you do all yopur homework clean the cathroom and cook me dinner you might get lucky

ILLOGIC 81: actually im more like "good day madame the air is as fresh and sweet as the fragrance emitting from your elegant boussom"

VocalSwordz: "i rap and im white" thats the ticket tho..guarunteed booty

HiPHoPMiSs84: atra lyrically you're very nice youre descriptive deep and you have a nice rhyme scheme
HiPHoPMiSs84: maybe you just need better production
AtraNecromancer: Lyricly yes, every thing else is shit.
AtraNecromancer: Especially the lyrics, the lyrics are horrible.

ILLOGIC 81: aol is fulla psycho bishes

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I'm taking that as a compliment.

Your a trip. You remind me of brother who is 17 as well. Well
minus the Hip Hop listening you two would appear to be very
similar in personality. (gathering my clues from only your posts)
Aol people do seem to have the brain capacity of a peanut.
The story of the girl was pretty peculiar. My conversations with
persons on Aol tend to lean towards them wanting to cyber
sex and me reaming them out though.

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