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LoL, ya noe PaYce had to return to open mic wit sum funny shit to make up for his attempt at emotional rap. LOL, i call dis one...toilet paper!


[Guys]
Toilet paper!?!?!? PaYce Nigga...ur whack...wat u talkin bout toilet paper...I shouldn't even listen 2 dis shit!! haha...toilet paper!!!
[Mr. T]
I pity the fool who talks about Toilet paper!!!
[PaYce]
U guys gots it all wrong...Dis ain't only toilet paper...Remember that G from McDonalds the other day...dis is about her n paper...(Gives slick smile)
[Guys]
Whoa!! yo PaYce dawg...tell us dis story....wat happened dawg!!! I wanna noe!!!


[PaYce]
haha, alrite yo check out dis story alright...


Dayum was I excited...I had a gurl over for dinner
All dem candles lighted...U kno sex is the finisher!
So were talkin at the table...Just enjoyin the meal
when the urge for the toilet...Is what I start to feel!
I went "baby, just wait...I'll be bak in one second"
Then i'd come bak...and enter...sexual heaven!
Sat down on the bowl...n startin releasin dem drops
Felt perfect...was like light was shinin on me...
wit a choir singin....Allelujah!
Finally I was done...Now tyme to taste her flavour!
one problem...had to wipe my ass...
and der was no toilet paper!
Dis was not very good...needed sumthin real quick!
Or once again I'd lose...On sum pleasure for my dick!
Scrummaged through the cabinets..."NO GOD NO!"
this couldn't be happenin...I WANT A FUKKIN BLOW!
I cried "why this night"...it was the best...like it was gold
Then sumthin caught my sight...Empty toilet paper roll!
I ripped it down the centre...and started wippin my bum
I thought "Im so dam clever"...then came the paper cut!
cried and moaned, was jumpin around...then I screamed!
like them ppl on Elm ...when Freddy entered der dreams!
The gurl was standin right der...lookin highly confused
went "eww!!! Payce ur a freak...was a mistake datin u!"
Put on her coat n shoes...n then she walked out the door
felt depressed...till she tripped and fell down on the floor!
was gonna burst into laughter...but thought..."heres my chance"
"Help a slut when shes in down...and u always get ass!"
Picked her up n her purse and went..."Are you ok miss?"
Then she was like...ya'll pay sum close attention to this!!!
she goes "how can I repay you...maybe suckin ur pole?"
I went "sorry gurl...see my wife...shes on her way home!

[Guys]
Haha, you fukked up!!! Dat shit was crazy dawg...hahahahah!