Yo, you gotta love Sundays, its the best day of the week,
a lot of sports are on, I cant wait till next week,
The Sac Kings are Playing Houston, but who is gonna win,
Steve Francis shootin more shots than I do with my Mack 10,
someone just hit a long distance three, oh shit it was Mike Bibby,
how can he look so good and Yao Ming so clumsy he looks Tipsy,
I watched a little Nascar, but I aint no trailer trash,
pretty safe race, not a lot of cars crashed,
Jimmy Johnson took the checkered flag, Jeff Gordon drove bad,
as usual, I didnt get to go the PIR in my town to see the Indycar race,
had to work, suppossed to be the day of rest, I rest my case,
I really hope the Lakers stay third in the West, so they end up playin Memphis,
Shaq, Kobe, Malone, Payton, and a bench full of stars, who the fuck gonna beat us,
I missed the AFL games, Im pretty fuckin pissed,
Im drinkin a whole lot, Im endin this so I can take a piss.