I'll try out

I got 2 smokin barrels and Imma bout to use em both
I unload 100 rounds and you'll die from da gun smoke
I unleash a flurry of punches that'll leave clueless
C.R.I.P.Im tryin out/loadin up/and ready to do this
Imma vet dubbed newb cuz da site calls me that
Imm a morden day magician with tricks in my hat
This is To all the other newbs who bite/feed/and hate
Da says take yo time/Quit bitching/ and elevate