come 1 come all...step right up! this offer is only for a limited time...act now and u can get ya' ass kicked for 1 easy payment of 10 bars! 1st m.c. to respond will get 5 additional bullet holes and free shipping and handling courtesy of "Dat Nig". this special offer won't last long...so sign away yo' life now.

-punks and whack m.c.'s need not apply!

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it's Dat Nig'...this is easy to me dog. get up wit' me man..it's not-a-problem.