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07-02-02, 05:25 PM

M-Body

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I posted this in a cypher but I figured I'd put it in here too.
~Quick Drug Verse~
A-Yo the 1st time I smoke out I was fifteen/
Fifteen hits later I knew I was a sick-fien(d)/
I had seeds/
In my weed/
It made my precious nut-sterile/
Couldn't bust a load out my gun-barrel/
I was spittin dry nuts like elephants/
Mus be a disease/
From the weed/
That tha fuckin devil-sent/
I inhaled and held as long as I could/
Exhaled an said man this shits good/
Nah fuck that it's great/
Took another hit/
Held it/
An my nose started bleedin all over the place/
Man you should of seen my face/
The was a twincle in my eye like stars in outer-space/
Bloodshot/
Like a gunshot/
In tha right-spot/
In tha mid-lef-chest/
Soon after the munchies-hit/
So I walked where all the junckies-hid/
Asked if they were down wit robbin-a-store/
And then their dirty jaws dropped to tha-floor/
After some convincing the junkies said sure/
Soon after they were takin money out tha top-drawyer/
Then they bounced an IM not sure wut for/
Guess to go buy themselves a whore/
It was jus me an tha cashier left in tha building/
I could tell his fear had begun to start buildin/
I started grabbin every snack I could grab/
The fuckin cashier started singin "you got it bad"/
I was like dude I know IM hungry as shit/
He said been there done that, jus take all of it/
I was like cool can ya throw in a pack of newports/
He was like sure as long as u can fit/
More shit/
In your stuffed new-shorts/
I went home an ate it all in all of my glory/
The next mornin I was the headliner of a news story/
OOO shit I forgot/
I don't know if that really happened or not/
Cuz I was trippin on mushrooms that were magic/
Woke up in a pile of doritos watchina T.V. full of static/
So it's probally not a good idea to use drugs/
It's probally safer to drink until ya throw up on rugs/
~LOL~
~1~

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