im out buying my groceries like every other week
a woman checkin me out old enough 2 be an antique
checkin out me and my muscular physique,
aint gettin much at the mo im havin a ladies leak,

so i decide go over and greet her with a kiss
she sez pardon me whilst i reminis,
u remind me o my husband, he used 2 beat me wit his fists
then he broke off our marrige, he ran off wit my sis,

i startin 2 get a bit freaked so i start backin away
she notices my moves and asks me 2 stay,
i darent say no she forearms like cassius clay
honest these tings dont happen every day,
its just like somethin outa a frekin puppet play,

im thinkin o runnin im sayin 2 myself go on
but as she rubs my leg along comes Mr erection
she notices my boner aimin in her direction
and she sez im up for a bed fight like Viet Nam

she takes me in the store room and i wont say wot she did
but as i went down on my kness i got a putrid smell of squid,
now im over here, i ran off 2 madrid
but no doubt she be searchin using the referance grid!