COUNTRY FRIED CHICKEN, COUNTRY FRIED STEAK/
I WANNA PIECE OF ASS, BUT SHE TALKIN' 'BOUT, "WAIT."/
I GOT MY FINGER WONDERIN' OFF TO DIFFERENT PLACES/
I PUT IT IN HER COOCHIE, NOW SHE MAKIN' CRAZY FACES/
SHE MOANIN' AND GROANIN'. MY FINGER STARTED ACHIN'/
SHE SAYIN' THAT SHE LOVE IT, BUT MY FINGER JUST CAN'T TAKE IT/
SHE SQUIRMIN' AROUND PUTTIN' PRESSURE ON MY FINGER/
DAMN! WHAT'S THAT SMELL? YO' COOCHIE IS A STINKER!/
WHERE'S THE AIR FRESHENER? I SMELL FISH/
YOU WANT ME TO TASTE IT? BITCH, YOU WISH!/
DON'T NOBODY WANT THAT UNPLEASANT DISH/
DOUCHE THAT SHIT/
DAMN, THAT'S IT!/
GO AND WASH YO' ASS YOU FUNKY BITCH!/
CALL THE PARAMEDICS. THAT SHIT IS SICK!/
IF YOU GET CLEAN, THAT'LL BE JUST FINE/
IF NOT, I'LL KICK YO' MONKEY ASS IN THA SPINE/