Top 10 Reasons Socrates Has His Panties in a Bunch:


10--He's mad he has 3 gay uncles and is worried his genetic makeup will catch up to him.



9--He's pissed N-Sight is banned. That's 2-less nuts he can ride.


8--He wants to do audio but Cool-Edit recently adopted a "non-committal-to-wack-wavs" clause. Therefore, he isn't eligible to use the program.


7--When he signs off, no one remembers or cares who he is.


6--When he signs on, no one remembers or cares who he is.


5--He's sore that he got "punked" by a "fag". So now, he's officially the softest cupcake emcee on RV.


4--He's from Saaaaaannnnnfraaaannnncissssssscoooooooooo, GIRLFRIEND. **Snap-Snap**




3--He uses "voice recognition" software to speak his text verses onto the computer and is pissed no one considers it "rapping".




2--He actually raps with a microphone and is pissed that people still don't consider it rapping.




1--There are just so many dicks to ride on RV, he's log jammed.



Thank you...thank you.



BITCH