There was a thread like this on MadMusic, and I wanted to see peoples' opinions here.

If you were to build the ultimate MC, who would he/she be modeled after? Mix and match, and tell me what you'd do...

The breath control of:
The flow of:
The voice of:
The delivery of:
The energy of:
The metaphors of:
The punchlines of:
The storytelling of:
The humor of:
The wit of:
The attitude of:
The style of:
The subject matter of:

Peace