My Friend Went In The Video Shop & The Previous Night He Had The Shit's,( Diahrrea) & He Just Bent Down To Get a DVD When He Farted, He Stood Back Up & His Face Was.... I Suddently Smelt This Horrible Fucking Odour...& Started To Laught, But He Didn't. Under The Hem Of His Jean's a Runny Lump Of Shit Ran Down Onto His New K-Swiss White Trainer's...I Just Ran Out The Shop & Left Him...That Musta Been Embarassing...I'm Bored, But That Is a True Story..

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