lethalgk128: your not real
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?

lethalgk128: because last year I saw my moms in bed with a man dress like santa
SantaClaus: Well, I won't argue with you on that.


lethalgk128: was it you
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?

lethalgk128: was it you in the bed with my mom
SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!

lethalgk128: bitch
SantaClaus: I'm only asking you to ask me another way. No need to get so testy.

lethalgk128: imma mutha fuck whoop your ass you just told me it was you in the bed with my mom you said ahhh I caught you again
SantaClaus: I've got a billion children to keep track of -- so could you ask me something a bit more manageable? I'd very much appreciate it.


lethalgk128: I dont give a flying fuck who you gotta keep track of
SantaClaus: OK! I am on my way and making great progress. You can track my flight here: http://www.noradsanta.org/

Now make sure you are asleep when I get there!

lethalgk128: mutha fucka
SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.

lethalgk128: a hoe
SantaClaus: Excuse me?


lethalgk128: I said A hoe
SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit

lethalgk128: I dont want to damn fuck ass fucker
SantaClaus: Whoa Ho! Ho! Now, there's no reason for that language, I am doing the best I can.


lethalgk128: did you just call me a ho ho ho
SantaClaus: Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away. Why don't you type music and sing along.

lethalgk128: how did Ms. claus learn how to suck dick like that
SantaClaus: I'm only asking you to try asking me and the elves another way.


lethalgk128: ohh so you want me to ask you to suck my dick
SantaClaus: I don't respond to that kind of language.

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