I've been naughty all year robbing and stealing
Woman on thiers knees boobing until they swallowed my children
Ive sold drugs hung with thugs and started bullshit
Drunk packing my pump all day acting foolish
I burned the christmas tree in the fireplace and ate all his cookies
So i know Santas bringing me coal watch when i catch that pussy
Venision burgers outta rudolph,doner and blitzin
Then im hacking up and cooking dancer,prancer ,and nixon
Im taking his sled and going for rides in his whip
Drivebys on a sled with the elfs reloading my clips
Back to the north with misses claus on my pole
While im busting all in her face and videotaping the ho
The fat man tied up watching as im piping his wife
Now you can really see 'If i been naughty or nice'
So listen Mr.Claus before you come down my chimmeny bitch
You best have everything i asked for on my list

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