This shit is funny as hell. Wen asked about his court case P.Diddy said that it isnt as bad as wat Malcom X and Mohammed Ali had to put up with

.....................NO shit sherlock

read on pls.......


At the glitzy launch of his new clothes range "Puff Daddy" commented that his impending court case was "nothing, compared to what Malcolm X went through, or Mohammed Ali."

You don't say.
Puff. You swan around with obscene displays of wealth, mink coats, diamond rings, in-car toilets with emerald encrusted cisterns, dark glasses worth more than the entire contents of my flat - in your own words: "Young, black and famous, wit' money hanging out of the anus". Poetry.

But you're just a glorified young executive who would love us to believe you're some kind of fucking artist, when the only thing people will ever remember about you is that you had a far more famous girlfriend and that you gave us an execrable hit song twinning an even more execrable Police song with some pseudo-emotional sixth-form drivel about an acquaintance dying.

Malcolm X's dad was killed by the Ku Klux Klan. His family was terrorised. You were a cute two year old model for an ice-cream company, before going to a Catholic boys school and on to Washington to study business.

Muhammad Ali carved out an international career for himself in the face of opposition from every quarter. He was stripped of his heavyweight after conscientiously objecting to his Vietnam draft.

You became an arse-licking A&R man at some shite R&B record company.

Malcolm X and Muhammad Ali changed their names to refute their history of slavery. You changed your name because not many things rhyme with "Sean Coombs" and calling yourself "Daddy" makes you sound like a pimp.

You got arrested twice for pulling a firearm on members of the public, and narrowly avoided a seven year stretch by some nifty out of court settling.

You and your pals in LA built a laddish culture of violence into which the Nation Of Islam actually had to send people to try and calm down the situation.

Malcolm X is dead, and remains a misunderstood symbol of the worldwide struggle against racism. Muhammad Ali is ravaged by Parkisons disease but honoured and admired the world over as someone who changed the consciousness of black America, and has been given the title "Messenger of Peace" by the UN.

You, Sean Coombs, are currently in court represented by the most expensive lawyer in the US trying to get off a charge of possessing yet another gun and bribing your chauffeur to take the blame for it all.

You are a jumped up arrogant fuckwit who likes throwing tantrums, flushing shitloads of cash down the pan, receiving standing ovations from your celebrity pals like Bobby Brown, Jamie Oliver and Destiny's Child at self-congratulatory fashion wank-fests, before pushing half-baked and uninspiring raps in our direction.

Yeah, I'd say your current predicament isn't anything compared to that of Malcolm X and Muhammad Ali.

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