OneStepBeyond is red
LFS the Great is blue
both is of us white



ahem... this goes out to all those fine young ladies...
hahahaha! fuck that, nobody does pimp songs anymore!
well fuck it... ayo LFS... lets get at them bitches dawg...


haven't lost my balance, never cross the talents,
BECAUSE MOTHER FUCKER WE BE PIMPIN TO THE FULLEST!
flaunt money and women, keep it fresh like linen,
BECAUSE MOTHER FUCKER WE BE PIMPIN TO THE FULLEST!
bring cash by thousands, get pussy like meow mix,
BECAUSE MOTHER FUCKER WE BE PIMPIN TO THE FULLEST!
don't let ya girl get close if you want her cuz,
BECAUSE MOTHER FUCKER WE BE PIMPIN TO THE FULLEST!


I don't know what the hell you heard about me,
But I'm the biggest pimp to hit the charts since 50,
I wish I had three arms, but you'll never see me beg,
But it would fit to stay symmetrical to match my third leg,
Makin women faint in my presence as soon as I'm on the scene,
Fulfillin dreams but wit protection, I'm so fresh and so clean,
Weedin thru women, if you ugly dumpin you like leaves from a gutter,
I'm the reason that the leading industry in Emerica is rubber,
Never studder, I'm too cool wit womens I'm slick wit the game,
Snatchin ya dame, grabbing her up like I'm at baggage claim,
In most cases I'm causin rattles and shakes under the sheets,
While your most mocking ya butcher by beatin ya meat,
Livin life in the fast lane, spittin so hot I'm steamin my glasses,
I spit for the masses of eager females to bump to in Pilates classes,
Got em shakin they asses and dyin to get to sleepin wit me,
It's kinda cliche but they be stressin me to start to Free Willy,
And the sequel hell even make it a trilogy or saga,
But I get a little carried away and come wit 7 like Hanukkah,
Double strappin cuz I'm too young to be havin kids,
I make chickens be like that dude screamin "WHAT MY NAME IS"!
Sometimes I wonder why I was blessed wit these talents and gifts,
But is you was pimpin, it'd be like Flipmode being run by Spliff,
Imagine that, but it's not hard it's pretty easy to do,
Take off my chains and make me poor, now I'm lookin like you,
Now you're probably wonderin the difference between me and One Step Beyond,
It's that I leave him lookin wide-eyed like tuna in the Attack of the Blonds!

haven't lost my balance, never cross the talents,
BECAUSE MOTHER FUCKER WE BE PIMPIN TO THE FULLEST!
flaunt money and women, keep it fresh like linen,
BECAUSE MOTHER FUCKER WE BE PIMPIN TO THE FULLEST!
bring cash by thousands, get pussy like meow mix,
BECAUSE MOTHER FUCKER WE BE PIMPIN TO THE FULLEST!
don't let ya girl get close if you want her cuz,
BECAUSE MOTHER FUCKER WE BE PIMPIN TO THE FULLEST!

the shit if i respect haters, thats why my wrist gettin spectators,
keep ya clothes onnow, but even if i had a lisp i'd undress later,
i be scopin a hot girl and its no doubt that im hopin to knock her,
i get 3 sets of numbers by makin hand gestures like openin lockers,
she'll get boned, flipped, boned, flipped, it was the bitches wish,
im leavin to her apartment and wrappin my dick like christmas gifts,
get a woman pregnant? like deadly weapons im concealin all my meat,
so last time a female babysat for me was my children on her cheek,
recievin this feelin when pimpin, and when my speech or beats stop,
they seem preoccupied... they stretch their cheeks then teeth drop,
condoms are life savers.. im usually keepin more than fifty wit me,
im tellin chicks X then sex... they procede yellin "YIPPY! SKIP-E,"
tryna fuck from the get go... but heck no... we need a sexual test,
clean? get dick, givin you wider 'eyes' than the incredibles chest,
givin incredible sex to skinny chicks, can't handle them that large,
bein on bottom of a tugboat? rather have a hand full of glass shards,
i mean come on now, with my size you gotta leave this bastard alone,
these jabba the hutt's bring friends, we need no attack of the clones,
i got off topic.. so drop it... why did i ain't even notice the shit,
truth be told, well i have no idea where im really goin with this,
whats the difference between me and LFS? we can start at the color,
and then continue to reveal the truth, that im bangin his mother..

haven't lost my balance, never cross the talents,
BECAUSE MOTHER FUCKER WE BE PIMPIN TO THE FULLEST!
flaunt money and women, keep it fresh like linen,
BECAUSE MOTHER FUCKER WE BE PIMPIN TO THE FULLEST!
bring cash by thousands, get pussy like meow mix,
BECAUSE MOTHER FUCKER WE BE PIMPIN TO THE FULLEST!
don't let ya girl get close if you want her cuz,
BECAUSE MOTHER FUCKER WE BE PIMPIN TO THE FULLEST!

fuck... i just jizzed a little... haha and we out

E.F.

88 miles per hour should do it.