When I went ice skating with some of my boys.. then someone came and starting talking shit, so I kept my temper for the time being and kept on skating... so he keeps on talkin' shit to me and my boys. So I say, take off your skates and meet me outside you punk bitch, and he doesn't show up. So I put on my skates and my hockey gloves and rush onto the ish and knock him down to the ground. Then I took off my gloves and picked him up, spat in his face then punched him (I'm Irish) and beat him to a pulp, till his face was black and blue. So I start skatin' away and he gets up slowly and skates behind me and gets a pocket knife and stabs me in the arm! So I come back for the bitch again and I threw him into the boards and beat the living shit out of him, he didn't get one hit on me. So I skate away again, and he's coming after me. This time I see him in the reflection of the mirror, so when he came up to me, I grabbed him and slammed him into the board and he fainted, and I got kicked out of the ice skating rink for 2 months. I didn't get arrested or anything because he talked shit first.

Point of this thread is that, has any stupid mother fucker tried to fuck with you, then you beat the shit out of him?