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05-15-05, 11:02 PM
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Skadoosh!
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"RV Goes On Safari" ...WTF!?!?!?
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"RV Goes On Safari"
An Open Mic by Solo. Road Trip Came To A Bust..We Headed Back To RV… But Ya Think That We Through With This Shit, Hardly… We All Met Up At A Restaurant, Chowing Down On Calamari… Thinking What To Do Next, “SHIT! Let’s All Go On Safari”… Location: Some fuckin hot ass place where the sun burns real hard… CALI gets sunburnt now he runnin round actin like a hyperactive retard… No more herb bitch-slaps..the truck bumps over him as we head out… One Man Band drivin the shit but relaxed, laid back with the dreads out… Some of us rememberin back to the circus we raided just last week… Kon jumps up screamin..he got a scorpion stinger stuck in his ass cheek… Stop by the lake ‘n’ get out, NewKid drops a shit bomb on a sleeping rhino… Gets a horn up the crack have him lookin pale like a scary ass albino… Marv thinks he Steve Irwin hunting crocs, but they be hunting him instead… Before they get him a hippo bursts out and swallows his whole fuckin head… L.I. up on a rock thinking he the lion king, got his loud mouth roaring… He gets smacked by an elephant trunk, we watch L.I. fly by soaring… The lions be roarin at Drakel, but he smacks them all with an iron ring… Beat them one by one he’s like “Fuck You I Am The Original Lion King!!”… We kickin it real, get the weed out when we see some hyenas passin… Get a little puff, puff give wit them ma’fuckaz and they be crackin up laughin… Then them hyenas shred up GKillaz makin a large downpour of blood red… Solo and Spek there laughin wit tha weed like “this shit fucks wit ya head”… We Back In The Truck..But Yo The Stop At The Lake Was Dope… Now We Rollin Out Draggin Kool Col In His Wheelchair By A Rope… Chased By Lions Until Drakel Steps Up..They Ain’t Lookin For A Rumble… Now We Out The Plains And Fuckin Drivin Straight Into The Jungle… Doe Bagz and Morse Code poppin off more drugs looking like fuckin junkies… When chimps descend on us and they both like “Holy shit its rainin monkeys”… Then Red Bull is like “Chill cuz, they just monkeys, what’s with all the drama”… Then he pulls sumthin outta his pocket and he’s like “here, have a banana”… Troops thinking he gone get some play..he be chillin cool as Ice like Vanilla… His wish finally comes true..he gets dragged off and ass-raped by a gorilla… The monkeys are gone but one stays with Red Bull, sittin down in his place… J Dot disses Red Bull then the monkey jumps up and cops a shit on Dot’s face… O.M.B drives into a fuckin tree and suddenly the trucks just a total wreck… We get out on foot and then E.C runs by with a big ass snake around his neck… We don’t give a fuck, its funny..a spider drops on E.C’s face and his shit flows… Laugh when it bites him and he looks like a fuckin baboon with a swollen nose… Then we jumped by some African tribe acting crazy..got some of us running fast… SPuL tries to flee the scene but he ends up crying with a dart in his fuckin ass… Turns out they headshrinkers..wanna shrink a big head holla at MarvJay… But his head already been swallowed so they searchin for some new prey… CALI somehow got out here crippled, they jump him not giving him a chance… Solo, Lay-Text and Red Bull lend a hand and join in with the victory war dance… So That’s It For Us, The Safari Is Over For Us Crazy RV Party Drinkers… Now We Gone Chill In The Jungle With Our New Pals, The Headshrinkers… LINK: http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=190218
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