this is brians freestyle its sooo good lol



Who wants to taste my general tso...(hahaha)
you want to taste my general tso
I'm-a give it to you now,
Who like my chopstick
hit you when I shit with my little-ass dick.
Yellow
If you wanna see me eat Jell-O
I never seen nothin' like you before
I can kick you... higher than you can kick me
I can kick you way up into a tree
Who wants a taste of my oolong tea? Ho ha ho ha ho chi chi
Everybody in the phone book named Chang wanna see my wang?
Never Good God hit the gong with a bang.
WOA
Anybody wanna see me throw a fireball?
but that's not right
not in real life
You will fall down and break your leg
Anybody wanna see me break a neck?
Well I don't
but I like fried rice and I got lice
Ching chang woah ching wang woo wice
that ain't nice
Four for the cookie I only touch it twice
Delivery is free but not from me I only charge a dolla fifty
fifty five.
wanna see me GO GAA? Hit you with the lang.
HAIYA!
War when I hit you with the shit do a split
Take a shit after you eat my shit kung-fu
Like my buffet?
You fucking gay
ah Wai-lo hit you with the hay Stay the fuck away
Hit you in the balls. Only Americans eat duck sauce
And my soy sauce is for you, I can put it in your shoe
Watch this, I can tiptoe while you take a piss
In my bathroom spy on you while your little boy shits
WAAAAAAAAI-YAH!
I can kick you if you don't pay the bills
And if you want a little mint, that's fifty cent, bitch
Everything cost a little bit
So don't expect nothin for free, at least from me Ching
Chang Chewie
I got you from Taiwan city and Hong Kong
I can smoke a bong and I can do it all night long
And don't mistake me for a Viet Cong
I can get you and tackle you take you never see me
When I get you and make you
Rope you up and put you in a bamboo cage and make you feel
all my rage
Poke you with a little stick till you page your buddies to
come napalm me
God damn that shit burned blew away my whole city
Ho Chi Minh Shoot a load on your chin
God damn thats a sad goygo goodbye
And if you wanna come on in
You can work in to my world where the yellow shit begins
HAI
YA
Can't be tamed
I got shit to control your brain and it's called
Egg Foo Yung, En Lo Main
So come on in baby and have it just the same
HAI YA! HWOAAH!
No wok tow ung di day
HA, I don't suppose ha haha Huh?
huhhhuhu huh