ok, so I'm chillin' online talkin' to this fine ass girl from my school I'm cool wit right? and then all of a sudden I hear "Can't deny it" pumpin' from my celly.

so I pick it up. But the nucca hangs up.

so I go and call the nucca back (his number is 1-401-595-1082)

so I got the nucca on the phone, shit all messed up like he in the dumpster or some shit, nah mean?

ane he be all like:

"hullo?"
"hullo?"

aand I'm like "Yo, who is this?"

and he like "Who it dis? Who are yuuu?"

and I'm like "You called me"

and he like "no no no, you must got wrong numbaaaa"

and then I was like in my mind "Wtf @ this Yao Mingish nigga"

so I got all pissed like, "what the fuck nigga. No.. You called me, what the fuck you think I am, a chinese restaurant? Or a dick enlarger store? Fuck outta here nigga"

and he like "whuuut?sowwy can't here you"

and the bloody bastard hung up.

damn mofo wastin' my time. Call that nuccas ass and fuck him up.1-401-595-1082

^weerd...

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