...It's called getting supplies sent there. It may seem like it's not going there, but it is. No, wait, this is all one big conspiracy. Bush has a machine that makes hurricanes and tsunamis, right?

Me and some friends were discussing how it was Bush's fault 9/11 happened, because evidence says he 'planned it'. I said that Bush is Osama, and he wears a plastic mask on speeches, except sometimes it's upside down and people don't notice.