Dope wordplay, yo.

Some kid took a shit on the middle of the bathroom floor. We hope it was from a special ed kid. In my old school last year, someone shit their underwear and left it in one of the bathroom stalls, shit was shit, the underwear was massive, we have confirmation it was from either a gorilla or godzilla.

By the way, - starts dancing with the people on 'Shall We Dance' - I'm the next American Television Show Merchandise!

We have no real proof of the poopetrator.