Que tal, bien gracias. Zumo de naranjas quince, por favor? Doce jamon, mi nombre es Daemon. (Translate: How are you, good thank you. Orange juice fifteen, please? Twelve ham, my name is Daemon. Something like that.)

If you don't know Spanish in about ten years, you're fucked. Especially in America. But I'll be 23 then, and way out of the country.