WHoa...I never said "30 yr old lard bitches".

I prefer more of a Beyonce type a bitch.And if you consider Beyonce as a lard bitch wit an out of shape body...then you got problems.

And as for the titty part...yea...you can cup ur hands 'round them.But that's all.You ain't gonna be able to stick ya dick between 'em,squeeze 'em(and get that soft feeling ),or suck on 'em like crazy.

How can you like small tities?...I mean...I seen middle schoolers with bigger tities than jessica alba.