> >>> Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor
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> >>> manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following
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> >>> warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol
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> >>> containers:
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> >>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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> >>> WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what
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> >>> the hell happened to your bra and panties.
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> >>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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> >>> WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
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> >>> whispering when you are not.
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> >>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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> >>> WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing
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> >>> like a retard.
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> >>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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> >>> WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your
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> >>> friends over and over again that you love them.
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> >>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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> >>> WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you
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> >>> can sing.
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> >>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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> >>> WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
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> >>> ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the
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> >>> morning.
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> >>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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> >>> WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
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> >>> logically converse with members of the opposite sex without
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> >>> spitting.
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> >>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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> >>> WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that
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> >>> you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most
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> >>> people.
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> >>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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> >>> WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people
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> >>> are laughing WITH you.
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> >>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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> >>> WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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> >>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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> >>> WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in
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> >>> getting your ass kicked.
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> >>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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> >>> WARNING: - the crumsumpten of alcahol may macke you tihnk you can
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> >>> tipe real gode.
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> >>>
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> >>
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> >
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