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Old 11-14-05, 06:35 AM   #1
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Man, I was thinkin....

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you know when artists be like "dont leave yo girl around me"?
Lol, that can kinda apply to me. Today I went bowlin, it was;
Me, My Cousin, his girl Ebony, her sister Michell, their cousin Darius, and his sister Sheila and their aunt Punkin. Keep in mind, no one was over the age of, lets say, 23.

Now, anyone that has ever went bowlin will know what Im talkin about, it was girls vs. boys (we won of course) And it would be times where me and Ebony on sittin in those chairs where you put your name at, together. and at first I thought, maybe she's just sittin close because its not THAT much room. But then she folded her arms, in a way to hide her left hand from everyone's site, and still put it on my bicep.
Then she was doin shit like wrappin her foot around my leg and shit.
And then when we got our food, she kept fuckin starin at me. By then, I already knew she was on my team, but I played it off. I was like "what you wanna have a staring contest?" and all she did was smile. She was offerin me her chili cheese fries and shit, tryin to use her fork to put it in my mouth.

So when it was my cousin turn to bowl, he had left the table, and I told her, she needed to chill, and she like "chill what?" and I smiled and was like, "Imma give you what you askin for" and her face started shinin like a mothafucka. I KNOW she wants to fuck me, and Im goin to fuck her ass too. I dont give a fuck. Its alot more to the story than yall think, lol, but Im not goin give out that information, cos it will show how its really my fault she all on my dick.

But yo, her aunt got drunk as hell and kept kissin me on the cheekk And she like 22, 23 years old!
I took pictures, so, in a couple of days, maybe weeks, I can show yall the people who Im talkin about.
but yo, who think I should fuck, by raise of hand.
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If you do kegel excercises, you would be able to do something similar without having to hold your tip shut with your hand. After you've been doing them, hold off ejaculating as long as you can to really let the pressure build and then aim for your girlfriend's eye and let 'er rip.. You might get lucky and shoot her eye out. That's probably exaggerating it a bit, but it will still be hilarious
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