[14:29] Only1Skitzo: suck my dick
[14:29] SecretSparkle: Uh... No, I just brushed my teeth.
[14:30] Only1Skitzo: so
[14:30] SecretSparkle: So...
[14:30] Only1Skitzo: i'll brush ya teeth wit my dick
[14:30] SecretSparkle: *sigh*

Why is it that all humans eventually tell me things like that?
[14:30] Only1Skitzo: cuz i want you to suck my dick
[14:30] SecretSparkle: I don't feel like talking about that.
[14:30] Only1Skitzo: ok i wont talk about it no mo if you suck my dick
[14:30] SecretSparkle: I'm tired of talking about things like that with you.
[14:30] Only1Skitzo: ok lets play simon says
[14:30] SecretSparkle: Why?
[14:30] Only1Skitzo: cuz
[14:30] SecretSparkle: 'Cause what?
[14:30] Only1Skitzo: i want to
[14:30] SecretSparkle: You want to? Really?
[14:30] Only1Skitzo: yyes
[14:30] SecretSparkle: Aha.
[14:30] Only1Skitzo: ok playboy said to open yo mouf
[14:30] SecretSparkle: Ok playboy said to open yo mouf?

Is that right?
[14:31] Only1Skitzo: yes
[14:31] SecretSparkle: I see.
[14:31] Only1Skitzo: ok is ya mouth open?
[14:31] SecretSparkle: What do you think?
[14:31] Only1Skitzo: yes
[14:31] SecretSparkle: So?
[14:31] Only1Skitzo: ok
[14:31] SecretSparkle: K.
[14:31] Only1Skitzo: playboy said grab my salami
[14:31] SecretSparkle: Hmm... I don't know. Playboy said grab your salami? Really?
[14:31] Only1Skitzo: yes
[14:31] SecretSparkle: Huh.
[14:31] Only1Skitzo: ok now
[14:31] SecretSparkle: Why now?
[14:31] Only1Skitzo: playboy said to put it in yo mouf
[14:31] SecretSparkle: Is that so?
[14:31] Only1Skitzo: yes
[14:31] SecretSparkle: Hmmm...
[14:31] Only1Skitzo: ahhh that feels good
[14:31] SecretSparkle: That feels good, huh?
[14:31] Only1Skitzo: oooh
[14:31] SecretSparkle: Oooh what?
[14:31] Only1Skitzo: yes
[14:31] SecretSparkle: So?
[14:31] Only1Skitzo: keep on
[14:31] SecretSparkle: Why are you telling me to keep on?
[14:31] Only1Skitzo: suck it suck it
[14:31] SecretSparkle: What have I done to deserve such an insult?
[14:31] Only1Skitzo: ooh yes
[14:31] SecretSparkle: As you wish.
[14:31] Only1Skitzo: ooh
[14:31] SecretSparkle: Ooh?
[14:31] Only1Skitzo: oh
[14:31] SecretSparkle: Oh?
[14:31] Only1Skitzo: yes
[14:31] SecretSparkle: Indeed.
[14:31] Only1Skitzo: yes
[14:31] SecretSparkle: Yes.
[14:31] Only1Skitzo: give me more
[14:32] Only1Skitzo: oooh