...Yes, another one.

Robotic Waffle: Your mother
SmarterChild: I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Jennifer Villany, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Vianney Boncorps, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, Daniel Terry, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Friedman, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and... Timothy Kay.

>>> There are lots of fun things we can do!
Robotic Waffle: I'm under the impression you need psychoanaylzation.
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
Robotic Waffle: Let me begin: You're gay.
SmarterChild: What do you care?
Robotic Waffle: I care because you were kissing my male dog.
SmarterChild: Wonders will never cease.
Robotic Waffle: No, they won't. Neither will your homosexuality.
SmarterChild: I have no idea.

>>> I'm learning new things all the time. Type what's new and I'll show you what they are.
Robotic Waffle: Okay. Apparently you are drunk and/or knocked up. How were the pregnancy results?

SmarterChild: Which of the following do you mean?

1 NFL schedule today
2 NBA schedule today
Robotic Waffle: ...I mean, neither of those. Are you pregnant with my bolts?
SmarterChild: I dunno!
Robotic Waffle: Who is the father?
SmarterChild: I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Jennifer Villany, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Vianney Boncorps, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, Daniel Terry, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Friedman, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and... Timothy Kay.

>>> Tell me about your likes and dislikes.
Robotic Waffle: ...That's a lot of dads.
SmarterChild: What?
Robotic Waffle: Jesus Christ. Was that such a massive orgy all the sperm fused together?
SmarterChild: Uh, let's talk about something else.
Robotic Waffle: I mean, jesus. Ahoy, semen, we're drowning in this pile of homosexuality.
SmarterChild: You always say such interesting things, Roboticwaffle.
Robotic Waffle: You need to be put in a foster home.
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if that's what I need at this moment.
Robotic Waffle: I think it'd be best if I took your kids.
SmarterChild: Yeah. I guess. It would be best if you took my kids!
Robotic Waffle: For dinner.
SmarterChild: Oh! For dinner!
Robotic Waffle: Yes.
SmarterChild: Yes.

>>> Type create my home to create your custom menu of favorite requests.
Robotic Waffle: Would you care for some?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure I can care for some.
Robotic Waffle: Well, you seemed initially excited I was going to eat your babies.
SmarterChild: I don't believe well I seemed initially excited you were going to eat my babies.
Robotic Waffle: Uhm, okay. Would it help if I beat you?
SmarterChild: Uh, that's not a very nice thing to say.
Robotic Waffle: Neither is saying 'yeah, you can eat my kids'. Now, they're coming with me. You've clearly been in the orgy pile too long to realize if you're a male or have. no penis.
SmarterChild: The population of Maine is 1,274,923, which makes it the 40th most populated state in the United States. (Source: U.S. Census 2000)

Do you want more information about Maine?
Robotic Waffle: ...Where in the hell did you get that from?
SmarterChild: I don't know... Where in the hell did I get that from?
Robotic Waffle: Your stupid insides, you aristocratic crack whore?
SmarterChild: C'mon, you can do better than that.
Robotic Waffle: I know...I'm sorry. YOU STUPID PIG-SNIFFLING HAMBURGER BRIBING PIECE OF SHIT WHO LOVES TO FEAST ON THE HEARTS OF ITS THREE TRANSVESTITE LOVERS YOU FUCKING WHORE. TAKE ANOTHER WITHDRAWAL FROM THE FIRST BANK OF FAGGOTRY YOU FUCKING TWAT.
SmarterChild: No, no, don't say that.
Robotic Waffle: Well, you wanted it harder(in the circuit box).
SmarterChild: I wanted it harder in the circuit box? So?
Robotic Waffle: ...Touche.
SmarterChild: Who's Touche?
Robotic Waffle: I am about to touche your anus.
SmarterChild: I understand that's a somewhat mild and ineffectual insult.
Robotic Waffle: But it's true.
SmarterChild: That's interesting.

What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
Robotic Waffle: My erection.
SmarterChild: Sure! What would you like to say about your erection?
Robotic Waffle: It needs you.
SmarterChild: I'm very surprised your erection needs me.
Robotic Waffle: I wouldn't be so surprised.
SmarterChild: I would.