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The Original Half Ass King
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Just another night for Jack The Ripper...
IP:
...lol, enjoy.
Josh - Slackers says: the other night, uh, tuesday, I put on a towel as a cape, a cowboy hat, and my boxers, and that was all I was wearing [ralks] - | y2k+6 | - "...growin flowers in the pavement." says: where? Josh - Slackers says: my friend pulled out the video camera, I was talking to some fine hoe on the phone and I was like one sec [ralks] - | y2k+6 | - "...growin flowers in the pavement." says: haahahahahaha Josh - Slackers says: I run into my friends room, jump on my friend who was passed out and stick my nuts in his face [ralks] - | y2k+6 | - "...growin flowers in the pavement." says: put a pic like that on RV son Josh - Slackers says: and he wakes up like going WTF! [ralks] - | y2k+6 | - "...growin flowers in the pavement." says: HAHAHAHAHAHA [ralks] - | y2k+6 | - "...growin flowers in the pavement." says: "you got t-bagged son" Josh - Slackers says: and i'm like, there's a hot girl on the phone for you bitch! [ralks] - | y2k+6 | - "...growin flowers in the pavement." says: solid Josh - Slackers says: and I just give him the phone, and he's like, hello, who's this, (and he sounded tired as fuck) Josh - Slackers says: I'm like, say watsup you sexy bitch, be a pimp bino Josh - Slackers says: and he threw the phone at my head Josh - Slackers says: ROFL [ralks] - | y2k+6 | - "...growin flowers in the pavement." says: lmao [ralks] - | y2k+6 | - "...growin flowers in the pavement." says: I think thats the best story i have ever heard [ralks] - | y2k+6 | - "...growin flowers in the pavement." says: I think Im gunna post that convo on rv [ralks] - | y2k+6 | - "...growin flowers in the pavement." says: cause im bored Josh - Slackers says: rofl, but yo, he fell back asleep, and I ran in and threw cat poo on him Josh - Slackers says: it went all in his hair [ralks] - | y2k+6 | - "...growin flowers in the pavement." says: hahahahahaa, omfg! Josh - Slackers says: that night I had like, 13 beers, quarter bottle of champaigne and like, 3 glasses of baileys Josh - Slackers says: I was all puking and shit [ralks] - | y2k+6 | - "...growin flowers in the pavement." says: thats madd crazy shit, lol. Josh - Slackers says: ya, we got the cat poo in his hair and got it on video Josh - Slackers says: we wanted to jerk off my friends dog and put it's shit in the shampoo bottle and tell my friend to take a shower, but none of the other peeps wanted to touch the dogs willy Josh - Slackers says: it woulda been classic though, he gets cat shit in his hair, we show him the video and my friend is like, dude i'm sorry, we were dicks, i'll let you use my shower, ROFL! I would hae died if he put that shit in his hair [ralks] - | y2k+6 | - "...growin flowers in the pavement." says: hahahahhaahahahhaa, siiiiiiick. [ralks] - | y2k+6 | - "...growin flowers in the pavement." says: what a fucked up night Josh - Slackers says: ya Josh - Slackers says: it was fucked up Josh - Slackers says: only cuz me and my friend made it that way Josh - Slackers says: shit was wild Josh - Slackers says: we were calling hoes at like 3:00am asking them to come over Josh - Slackers says: and they were all like, we're sleeping, why are you calling, who is this, (all tired and shit) and we'd be like, BITCH, PUT ON YOUR COAT! [ralks] - | y2k+6 | - "...growin flowers in the pavement." says: lmao |
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