Did you just say 'lmao' in a thread where you're talking about the future of you child? It'd be the next Osama Bin Laden if you're too fucked up of a father to take care of it even if it does live. I would seriously not sue a condom company and keep the baby, that'd be downright calling your kid a mistake. I'd put it up for adoption and pray it doesn't have a bad life.