BE MY BRIDE, YOU UNSTOPPABLE MONSTER. YOU CAUGHT ME. I CANNOT STOP STALKING YOU. PLEASE, AKWORDZ, DON'T BEAT ME UP, BUT I MUST HAVE YOUR WONDERFUL WOMAN. SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL I USE MY TEARS AS LUBRICANT.

And no, I'm pretty sure that taking all your stupid posts in this thread and adding them together, you could fill a book compared to his ten pages.