I was walking down the street yesterday and I saw this woman, she must've been like 350lbs or some shit. And she was walking a female dog, at least the pink bow indicated it was a girl, and the dog was fat as hell.

And I said to my friend real loud, "BRO, LOOK AT THAT FAT BITCH!!!"

Then everybody stared at me for some reason, giving me dirty looks. So I told them, "What, I didn't mean the dog. Fuck man, you think I'm that cruel. GOD DAMN IT!!"

And the moral to that story is......
Don't ASSUME, because when you do... you make an ASS out of U and ME!!

NAHM SAYING!!!

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