You have 5 jokes each.

Kool Col-B starts off, once he posts his momma joke then DQ you will respond.

Kool Col-B:
Your momma is so fat, that if she sat down, it would take 2 years before the fat stopped rippling.

DQ:
Ya, well your momma is so old and such a whore that she serviced moses, and her catchphrase was 'I deliver in baskets'.

etc...

There is no topic for this battle.

If you do not post 5 jokes by Tuesday, then the person with the most wins. If you both have equal punches, then the person who was the funniest wins.

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^^I think this explains my view on gangster rap perfectly.