Susanne put all of the female horses in the stables, put all of the male owls in a tree, put all of the female lobsters in a tank, and all of the male dogs in the backyard. The next day she forgot where she had put all of those animals. She asks you "Where are the hens?". What do you tell her?

in a tank....female lobsters are called hens.....lol

new one.....


A boy was in detention, from talking too much when the teacher was talking. The detention teacher said, "You have to produce an 1000 word essay in 30 seconds...GO!!"

The boy actually did it. How?

Note: he did not just write "An 1000 word essay" on his paper. You'll have to be a little more clever than that.

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